For Oerdin and Lonestar...

[Docfeelgood]

Yeah it only weighs about 8lbs but held out like that and by the barrel, that 8lbs starts to feel mad heavy real fast.

And it's... (the mnemonic is LMGAS, by the way)

"Sir, the characteristics of the M16A2 service rifle are a light-weight, magazine-fed, gas-operated, air-cooled shoulder fired weapon capable of semiautomatic and three round burst. The M16A2 service rifle fires a NATO 5.56mm round with a maximum effective range on a point target of 550 meters. Maximum effective range on an area target, 800 meters. Rate of fire, cyclic: 800 rounds per minute, sustained: 12-15 rounds per minute. Weight with 30 round magazine: 8.79 pounds, sir!"

You must of fukced up a lot.

[Al B. Sure!]

You must of fukced up a lot.

No, actually. But I've been through OCS twice so I'm extra brain-washed by the Corps

After my third time, I'll probably be ****ting red and gold and saying 'ooh rah' in my sleep.

[Asher]

Wow, judging from that video you'd have to be completely stupid to want to join the Marines.

[Provost Harrison]

Better than beating off to a physics book.

It's his bank account he beats off to nowadays.

But seriously, he's got a point. You're banging your head on a brick wall, and I just can't understand the benefit of you doing this when you could have a more lucrative and rewarding career doing something else...without going through a fraction of the sh*t...

[giblets]

Wow, judging from that video you'd have to be completely stupid to want to join the Marines.

That was already obvious to anyone who wasn't completely stupid.

[Docfeelgood]

It's his bank account he beats off to nowadays.

But seriously, he's got a point. You're banging your head on a brick wall, and I just can't understand the benefit of you doing this when you could have a more lucrative and rewarding career doing something else...without going through a fraction of the sh*t...

I have already been in the military. I am too old to join now. He is trying to being facetious with an insult.

[KrazyHorse]

I have already been in the military. I am too old to join now. He is trying to being facetious with an insult.

I wasn't being facetious, and I doubt you even know what that means.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I have no idea which are marines and which are army, but they're all a bunch of tossers.

[Al B. Sure!]

I have no idea which are marines and which are army, but they're all a bunch of tossers.

The Marine recruits are the ones who get yelled at. The Army are the ones that get spoken softly to, babied, are part of a team, and have movie time where they watch motivating make you feel warm-and-fuzzy Army commercials. I wonder if they get popcorn at movie time?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Ah, so it's the Marines who are the bigger tossers.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

On another forum I use, we get military types signing up. The US marines are, without fail, the worst.

They're trouble. Puffed-up, strutting bantam roosters, incapable of accepting a differing opinion without getting belligerent, and largely incapable of laughing at themselves. They rarely last long.

[Al B. Sure!]

It occurs to me that the video actually clearly labels which one is Marine receiving and which one is Army. There's a big title sequence before each segment. I think you didn't actually watch it and are just being a typical boring anti-military troll for no ****ing reason.

[Al B. Sure!]

On another forum I use, we get military types signing up. The US marines are, without fail, the worst.

They're trouble. Puffed-up, strutting bantam roosters, incapable of accepting a differing opinion without getting belligerent, and largely incapable of laughing at themselves. They rarely last long.

99% of internet Marines are 14 year old dumbasses who want to be tough.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

You think I watched that bull**** all the way through? Like a masochist? Nope, I skipped sections merrily.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

99% of internet Marines are 14 year old dumbasses who want to be tough.

The genuine Marines only differ from that description by virtue of their age.