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    I would like to apologize for causing the earthquake that struck Japan.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    Could you also apologise for all the godawful musicals that have been produced too?
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #3
      Are you going to post one of these to take advantage of every opportunity that human suffering provides you?
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
      Ultima Ratio Regum

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      • #4
        Those are not nearly as tragic as disasters such as that earthquake.

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        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
          Are you going to post one of these to take advantage of every opportunity that human suffering provides you?
          How am I taking advantage of those disasters if I'm apologizing for them.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #6
            Oh my god... you're so flamboyant that anytime anything bad happens to people in the world, you promptly have to go "Look at me! I'm gay! I got it worse than anybody!"

            The proper gay reaction is (with a lisp and a feminine expression of worry)... "Oh my gosh! Poor Japanese people! I used to date a Japanese guy..."

            *gay men always used to date somebody of every conceivable background (including Muslims); past dating experiences are always thought to be relevant to them in every situation.
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #7
              On behalf of Japanese earthquake victims - We don't accept your apology. It doesn't sound sincere.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                Oh my god... you're so flamboyant that anytime anything bad happens to people in the world, you promptly have to go "Look at me! I'm gay! I got it worse than anybody!"

                The proper gay reaction is (with a lisp and a feminine expression of worry)... "Oh my gosh! Poor Japanese people! I used to date a Japanese guy..."

                *gay men always used to date somebody of every conceivable background (including Muslims); past dating experiences are always thought to be relevant to them in every situation.
                Since when did you get so soft and touchy-feely?
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                  Since when did you get so soft and touchy-feely?
                  Tell me I'm wrong about the dating someone from every background and always bringing up past dating experiences
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                    Tell me I'm wrong about the dating someone from every background and always bringing up past dating experiences


                    You're WROOOONG.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MrFun View Post


                      You're WROOOONG.
                      Well I don't know what the gays in Iowa do but I know my gays here.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #12
                        Wow. The evidence is really piling up.
                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
                        Ultima Ratio Regum

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                          Well I don't know what the gays in Iowa do but I know my gays here.
                          I'm sure you do.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                            Wow. The evidence is really piling up.
                            I'm seriously not gay. I'm not at all attracted to men but am very attracted to women.

                            I wish I was gay. Men make a whole lot more sense (but a lot of gay men probably are like women so that wouldn't be good)... and the gay lifestyle has some good points even if it's a little slutty...

                            Things seem easier if you're gay. Don't have to deal with women.

                            Alas, I have not been blessed with gayness.
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                              I would like to apologize for causing the earthquake that struck Japan.
                              Why are you such a contemptible douche?
                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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