On behalf of gay people . . . .

[MrFun]

I would like to apologize for causing the earthquake that struck Japan.

[Provost Harrison]

Could you also apologise for all the godawful musicals that have been produced too?

[KrazyHorse]

Are you going to post one of these to take advantage of every opportunity that human suffering provides you?

[MrFun]

Those are not nearly as tragic as disasters such as that earthquake.

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[MrFun]

Are you going to post one of these to take advantage of every opportunity that human suffering provides you?

How am I taking advantage of those disasters if I'm apologizing for them.

[Al B. Sure!]

Oh my god... you're so flamboyant that anytime anything bad happens to people in the world, you promptly have to go "Look at me! I'm gay! I got it worse than anybody!"

The proper gay reaction is (with a lisp and a feminine expression of worry)... "Oh my gosh! Poor Japanese people! I used to date a Japanese guy..."

*gay men always used to date somebody of every conceivable background (including Muslims); past dating experiences are always thought to be relevant to them in every situation.

[Wezil]

On behalf of Japanese earthquake victims - We don't accept your apology. It doesn't sound sincere.

[MrFun]

Oh my god... you're so flamboyant that anytime anything bad happens to people in the world, you promptly have to go "Look at me! I'm gay! I got it worse than anybody!"

The proper gay reaction is (with a lisp and a feminine expression of worry)... "Oh my gosh! Poor Japanese people! I used to date a Japanese guy..."

*gay men always used to date somebody of every conceivable background (including Muslims); past dating experiences are always thought to be relevant to them in every situation.

Since when did you get so soft and touchy-feely?

[Al B. Sure!]

Since when did you get so soft and touchy-feely?

Tell me I'm wrong about the dating someone from every background and always bringing up past dating experiences

[MrFun]

Tell me I'm wrong about the dating someone from every background and always bringing up past dating experiences

You're WROOOONG.

[Al B. Sure!]

You're WROOOONG.

Well I don't know what the gays in Iowa do but I know my gays here.

[KrazyHorse]

Wow. The evidence is really piling up.

[MrFun]

Well I don't know what the gays in Iowa do but I know my gays here.

I'm sure you do.

[Al B. Sure!]

Wow. The evidence is really piling up.

I'm seriously not gay. I'm not at all attracted to men but am very attracted to women.

I wish I was gay. Men make a whole lot more sense (but a lot of gay men probably are like women so that wouldn't be good)... and the gay lifestyle has some good points even if it's a little slutty...

Things seem easier if you're gay. Don't have to deal with women.

Alas, I have not been blessed with gayness.

[DinoDoc]

I would like to apologize for causing the earthquake that struck Japan.

Why are you such a contemptible douche?