H1N1 and bird flu virus produce dangerous hybrids

[Thorn]

I would invent a cure for the common cold to destroy companies like Kleenex who prey on those with runny noses

You have my endorsement, bastard opportunists!

[Thorn]

No need to worry mate. The radiation from the exploding nuclear plants in Japan will kill all the nasty germs.

Or make a zombie virus with hive minded flesh eating dead things rising and devouring the living........