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  • Hey Look!!! It's Obama's Birth Certificate!

    Psyche!!!

    Hawaii Gov. Says Proof of Obama's Birth Certificate Exists but Hasn't Produced the Document
    'Birther' Says, 'If You Have It, Show It to Us'

    By RUSSELL GOLDMAN and DEVIN DWYER
    Jan. 20,2011

    Officials in Hawaii say they have located President Obama's birth certificate indicating that he was born in the state, but have yet to produce the document at the heart of a long-simmering conspiracy theory.

    Nothing Will Assuage 'Birthers'"Our investigation is showing, it actually exists in the archives written down," Democratic Gov. Neil Abercrombie told Honolulu's Star-Advertiser.

    "What I can do, and all I have ever said, is that I am going to see to it as governor that I can verify to anyone who is honest about it that this is the case," he told the paper.

    Abercrombie said the controversy over publicly producing the document "has a political implication for 2012 that we simply cannot have."

    It remains unclear if the document found in the archives was Obama's actual long-form birth certificate, which "birther" activists have clamored for, or if it was simply a record that such a document exists.

    Since the 2008 election, conspiracy theorists and political opponents have suggested the president was not actually born in Hawaii and is therefore not a U.S. citizen eligible for the office.

    The newly elected Democrat governor, and a college friend of Obama's parents, vowed soon after taking office in December that he would track down the birth certificate and lay the rumors to rest.

    "We'll do what we can as quickly as we can to make it inevitable that only those who wish the president ill, only the ones with a political agenda, will be the ones doing this kind of thing," Abercrombie told CNN in December.

    In an interview from the same time with the New York Times, Abercrombie said, "It's an emotional insult. It is disrespectful to the president; it is disrespectful to the office.

    "There's no reason on earth to have the memory of his parents insulted by people whose motivation is solely political. ... Let's put this particular canard to rest," he said.

    Despite his assurance to end the controversy, the governor has yet to present the document.
    Officials in Hawaii say they have located President Obama's birth certificate indicating that he was born in the state, but have yet to produce the document at the heart of a long-simmering conspiracy theory. "Our investigation is showing, it actually exists in the archives written down," Democratic Gov. Neil Abercrombie told Honolulu's Star-Advertiser.


    What the hell is he doing? Trolling?
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

  • #2
    He's not the one trolling.
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #3
      i wonder if he will show it if he wants to run a second term?
      Would it hurt his chances of a second term if he did not?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
        i wonder if he will show it if he wants to run a second term?
        Would it hurt his chances of a second term if he did not?
        No and no.

        Anyone with a brain in their head who wishes even a modicum of respectability in discourse understands birthery is tin foil hattery at its finest.
        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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        • #5
          Exactly, hence the trolling comment.

          There hasn't been much birther activity recently, but this is certain to stir it up.

          It almost like they want their dumbest, craziest opponents running around screaming for the electorate to see.
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #6
            what disturbs me is that the governor of Hawaii was a college friend of Obama's parents.

            What the hell is the chances of that?
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
              what disturbs me is that the governor of Hawaii was a college friend of Obama's parents.

              What the hell is the chances of that?
              WTF?

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              • #8
                I don't know how much truth is in this because I read this on the net,but it has been reported that the gov. has been overheard stating that they cannot find the certificate.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                  Exactly, hence the trolling comment.

                  There hasn't been much birther activity recently, but this is certain to stir it up.

                  It almost like they want their dumbest, craziest opponents running around screaming for the electorate to see.
                  Tactical warfare
                  Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                  GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                  • #10
                    Hawaii Won't Release Obama's Birth Info

                    HONOLULU -- A privacy law that shields birth certificates has prompted Democratic Gov. Neil Abercrombie to abandon efforts to dispel claims that President Obama was born outside Hawaii, his office says.

                    State Attorney General David Louie told the governor that privacy laws bar him from disclosing an individual's birth documentation without the person's consent, Abercrombie spokeswoman Donalyn Dela Cruz said Friday.

                    "There is nothing more that Gov. Abercrombie can do within the law to produce a document," said Dela Cruz. "Unfortunately, there are conspirators who will continue to question the citizenship of our president."

                    Abercrombie, who was a friend of Obama's parents and knew him as a child, launched an investigation last month into whether he can release more information about the president's Aug. 4, 1961 birth. The governor said at the time he was bothered by people who questioned Obama's birthplace for political reasons.

                    But Abercrombie's attempt reached a dead end when Louie told him the law restricted his options.

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                    Hawaii's privacy laws have long barred the release of a certified birth certificate to anyone who doesn't have a tangible interest.

                    So-called "birthers" claim Obama is ineligible to be president because they say there's no proof he was born in the United States, with many of the skeptics questioning whether he was actually born in Kenya, his father's home country.

                    Hawaii's health director said in 2008 and 2009 that she had seen and verified Obama's original vital records, and birth notices in two Honolulu newspapers were published within days of Obama's birth at Kapiolani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital in Honolulu.

                    Health Department spokeswoman Janice Okubo again confirmed Friday that Obama's name is found in its alphabetical list of names of people born in Hawaii, maintained in bound copies available for public view.

                    That information, called index data, shows a listing for "Obama II, Barack Hussein, Male," according to the department's website.

                    "The index is just to say who has their records within the department. That's an indication," Okubo said. "I can't talk about anyone's records."

                    The Obama campaign issued a certificate of live birth in 2008, an official document from the state showing the president's birth date, city and name, along with his parents' names and races.

                    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/01/21/hawaii-wont-release-obamas-birth-info/#ixzz1BlPCfUZd








                    There is proof, but you cannot see it. Yep, I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Now I'm sure of it.
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #12
                        It was my understanding that whatever department of the state government of Hawai that handles birth certificates went digital a decade ago, so they don't have originals of anybody's birth certificates any more.
                        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                          • #14
                            So... he released it in 2008?

                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MikeH View Post
                              thats not a birth certificate

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