Taco Bell Sexy on the Jersey Shore

[Al B. Sure!]

The remainder looks ****able, yes?

First of all, I don't ****.
Secondly, what point is it saying the remainder looks ****able? Couldn't you do that to any woman on the planet if you censored enough of her?
Thirdly, it's okay that you have low standards, Darius. You'll be making that good attorney money soon though so you can afford to bump up your standards soon.
Fourthly, I already said that if you knew any of these women, you would consider them fairly attractive, but they're not television attractive.
Fifthly, being fairly attractive does not equal 'oh my god, you make me wanna umpf umpf'

[Al B. Sure!]

i doubt i'd bother. fake tan is bloody murder to get off your sheets.

They don't seem to have tans in that picture, although they had an odd shiny quality to their faces. Oily faces.

[Hauldren Collider]

First of all, I don't ****.

We are well aware of this.

Fifthly, being fairly attractive does not equal 'oh my god, you make me wanna umpf umpf'

That's because you're gay

[Al B. Sure!]

We are well aware of this.


That's because you're gay

I personally know several women who are more attractive than these Jersey Shore chicks. Unfortunately, they all lost interest after a week

[Hauldren Collider]

That was not the correct story to share

[Kuciwalker]

What I find fascinating about this thread is that AS apparently knows what kind of lip gloss is best for sucking dick.

[Al B. Sure!]

What I find fascinating about this thread is that AS apparently knows what kind of lip gloss is best for sucking dick.

Sorry, Kuci. I didn't make that jpeg. And if I had some, my lip gloss wouldn't be popping. I'm not even sure what lip gloss is or why a man would wear it.

[Hauldren Collider]

Oh my god. For your own sake, please stop pwning yourself.

[Kuciwalker]

I'm not even sure what lip gloss is

Really, AS? You don't know what lip gloss is? Why don't you try sounding out the ****ing words?

[giblets]

First of all, I don't ****.
Secondly, what point is it saying the remainder looks ****able? Couldn't you do that to any woman on the planet if you censored enough of her?
Thirdly, it's okay that you have low standards, Darius. You'll be making that good attorney money soon though so you can afford to bump up your standards soon.
Fourthly, I already said that if you knew any of these women, you would consider them fairly attractive, but they're not television attractive.
Fifthly, being fairly attractive does not equal 'oh my god, you make me wanna umpf umpf'

What low standards? I think the point he's trying to make is that it's behavioral traits (like how they choose to dress, how they behave, etc.) that makes them unappealing, and there's nothing wrong with their bodies.

[Al B. Sure!]

So we as men **** or want to **** everything with a slim waist and breasts?

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm not even sure what lip gloss is

Really, AS? You don't know what lip gloss is? Why don't you try sounding out the ****ing words?

Why would you want glossy lips though?

[giblets]

So we as men **** or want to **** everything with a slim waist and breasts?

Sure, why not? It's not like you can only have sex with one woman, ever.

[Kuciwalker]

So we as men **** or want to **** everything with a slim waist and breasts?

the self-pwnage continues

[Al B. Sure!]

Sorry but I am a man, not an animal. Clearly you all are not men.