PSA: Don't get a PhD, kids.

[Tupac Shakur]

by his own definition of someone with < 500 posts.

Ya'll better start treating me with kid gloves, then. I'm a delicate newbie flower.

[Cort Haus]

Your protection lasts another 112 posts.

[KrazyHorse]

by his own definition of someone with < 500 posts.

200, sweetheart

[Tupac Shakur]

Don't ruin my newly-acquired aura of invulnerability...

[The Mad Monk]

you cant buy a house with society's 'respect'.

...though you can buy society's 'respect' with a house.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

by his own definition of someone with < 500 posts.

I had better be careful with my posts... only 55 before the *real* sh*tstorm lands! Well, at my rate 2001-2011, that should keep me afloat for another few years or so.

[KrazyHorse]

-246, ******...

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Oh KZ, how you impress me with your 1337 math skillz! You sir are good! You have a PhD for sure.

[KrazyHorse]

I do, and in a subject that requires a significant level of analytical thought, unlike whatever piece of **** degree from a third-tier school you keep throwing off references to.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

I do as well, in a subject that requires significant levels of analytical thought, philosophical ability, and with practical relevance, from a first-tier school that has been at the top of its field for longer than you have been alive. But I'm happy to see that you're proud of having graduated from Community College in Chicoutimi.

[Tupac Shakur]

Oh, this is going to be good!

[KrazyHorse]

I do as well, in a subject that requires significant levels of analytical thought, philosophical ability, and with practical relevance, from a first-tier school that has been at the top of its field for longer than you have been alive. But I'm happy to see that you're proud of having graduated from Community College in Chicoutimi.

Yet another post in which you avoid actually telling anybody what, precisely, your supposed doctoral degree was in. "Philosophical ability and practical relevance" my ass. Come right out and tell us what subject and what school, you frightened little *****.

FYI, I've always been quite open here with my educational background. I certainly don't make braggart claims about it without providing the facts that are required to evaluate those claims.

[KrazyHorse]

I'm going to guess he's got a PhD in comparative anthropology. Anybody else want to throw up some wild-ass guesses?

[Elok]

Eight inches!

[Zoetstofzoetje]

That's not really a guess, Elok, you measured it for me.