Does Anyone Know Anything About Removing AIDS From A Foreman Grill?

[Cort Haus]

Wiggie, you'll just have to burn down your flat. Apartment, whatever you call it. By now the AIDS will have walked from your kitchen to your underwear drawer. If you wish to achieve some sense of retribution, you might wish to invite all your guests back and lock them in before doing this. As you're an American, God will sort them out.

[KrazyHorse]

Now that's a real response.

[-Jrabbit]

Cort Haus wins the thread.

[SlowwHand]

What a prize.

[Hauldren Collider]

Asher/Drake

Wiglaf's not actually a DL and I have EVIDENCE though I can't share it

[notyoueither]

Sounds like 'evidence' for the existence of God. If you've met him you can atest that he is real, but you can't help the poor sap who hasn't.

Hmmm... is Wiggy like God?

[Wiglaf]

I have an update, not that it will solve the problem of the AIDS in my kitchen. STEVEN is the one who RELIEVED HIMSELF ON MY FOREMAN GRILL after he CUT HIMSELF ON ONE OF MY WINE GLASSES, WHICH HE THEN REMOVED FROM MY APARTMENT IN ITS ENTIRETY. Steven has a fiance, thank god, but unfortunately for my purposes was detained in jail for almost 48 hours on a DUI charge in college, and so for our purposes we have to assume the worst, he served his time but there is no statute of limitations on AIDS.

I think the best solution right now is to call Animal Control and have Steven detained, then call an exterminator to spray the Grill. That way I get retribution justice and if I am lucky get a working grill.

NOTE THAT HE DID NOT BLEED ON ALL OF MY GRILL PLATES SO I CAN STILL MAKE WAFFLES, but the normal grill plate is the one that is infected.

[notyoueither]

When did you become a Toronto Maple Leafs fan?

[Tuberski]

Don't have sex with your George Foreman Grill and you should be fine.

If you must, use the waffle plate. Think of it as "ribbed for his pleasure".

ACK!

[Imran Siddiqui]

And if you've already had sex with your George Foreman Grill without protection and using the regular, non-waffle plates, then just light your penis on fire and you should be good to go.

[Thoth]

Now that you mention it, that's some damn fine advice.

Wiggy, give up women and just light your dick on fire.

The world will be a better place for it.