Does Anyone Know Anything About Removing AIDS From A Foreman Grill?

[Wiglaf]

I have two related problems, the first is that I do not know how else to say this but in an attempt to incinerate evidence, my microwave no longer works properly and the tennis shoe full of condoms that I left in it for three minutes now looks as though it has been through a tour in Iraq. I am not sure how they cremate bodies but they probably use more advanced technology than microwaves, which apparently cannot even warm up shoes without short circuiting. Secondly my George Forman grill has someone's blood on it and I do not know whose (last night, there was a party at my house, and I know at least one of the guests has AIDS).

I guess I am looking for ideas to take care of both of these problems at once, without having to buy a new microwave OR Forman, though of course I am willing to split my losses. There were 14-16 people at the party last night and I am not sure who was bleeding, though given that this is Washington 'Got AIDS?' D.C. and that December 1 was World's AIDS day, I do not feel like playing the odds tonight, if you know what I mean.

I briefly thought that heating up the Forman to 450 for three minutes would incinerate the AIDS but look how well that turned out with the microwave.

[Al B. Sure!]

How is the grill? I've been thinking to buy one. I eat a lot of meat and would like to grill easily. Is it difficult to clean in general?

[Wiglaf]

Are you taunting me? I have the high end model with removable grill trays. It's insanely easy to clean except when there is AIDS ON IT.

[notyoueither]

Was it your address I read about on Drudge?

[Al B. Sure!]

Are you taunting me? I have the high end model with removable grill trays. It's insanely easy to clean except when there is AIDS ON IT.

Wow it's on sale for 69.99... how much did you pay, Wiglaf? Is this the model you're talking about?



I usually pan-fry stuff but I think I'd prefer to grill. Is this worth it?

I'm being serious, Wiglaf. Help me out. I want to know.

[Kuciwalker]

Take a propane tank and open it (VERY CAREFULLY) so that the propane pours out onto the grill. Do this until the grill is completely full, and then (FROM A SAFE DISTANCE) light it on fire. This is basically the only way you're going to be sure it is AIDS-free.

[KrazyHorse]

I eat a lot of meat

So you're finally coming out of the closet?

[onodera]

You have to find a virgin (female virgin, so don't go to your IT!) and spill her blood on the grill. That's what they do in South Africa.

[Wiglaf]

Wow it's on sale for 69.99... how much did you pay, Wiglaf? Is this the model you're talking about?



I usually pan-fry stuff but I think I'd prefer to grill. Is this worth it?

I'm being serious, Wiglaf. Help me out. I want to know.

THIS IS THE MODEL. AMAZON IT: George Foreman GRP90WGR Next Grilleration Electric Nonstick Grill with 5 Removable Plates $100 AND NOT ON SALE FOR CHRISTMAS.

Look I don't want to cause an explosion because this is AN INDOOR GRILL. I mean I could Napalm it to get rid of the AIDS as seen in Apocalypse Now but I don't have the room or the resources. I need to get rid of the blood and the AIDS without further burning my kitchen appliances if possible (Worst case scenario is throwing the grill out and letting some homeless man steal it and cook an AIDS burger, though the odds are high he already has AIDS, a second infection would accelerate the process)

[SlowwHand]

Just build a bonfire and burn it all. I don't know that I would roast marshmallows in the flames, since the possibility exists that you'd be eating AIDS. That couldn't be good.

[Al B. Sure!]

Wiglaf:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterili..._(microbiology)

There's a bunch of options there but the heat alone should kill the HIV virus. You could also use a variety of chemicals, such as bleach, as well. DO NOT MIX CHEMICALS

Now, back to your grill... do you think there are tangible benefits to be had with the George Foreman grill over just pan frying meat?

[SlowwHand]

Everyone that I know that has one says they rock.

[Perfection]

Oh come on, you believe in AIDS? What kind of idiot are you?

[Al B. Sure!]

Everyone that I know that has one says they rock.

Yes but any difference from pan-frying?

[Wiglaf]

With respect this thread is not about the merits of George Forman grilling as compared to those of pan frying. This is about how to remove the AIDS from my kitchen.