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Oh, stop trying to guilt me into guilty pleasures, it won't work. 
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Do you masturbate? I hope I am not violating any laws by asking you that. I am probably violating a law by asking you that. One of the perks of being a public official with a law degree is that I don't need to hire anyone if you come after me.
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Just what agency do you work for, Wiglaf?If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I have caught you in a contradiction, because you are incoherent when you masturbate and yet you do it anyway (I have assumed perhaps controversially your last post to be an admission that you masturbate incoherently). I do not work for any agency 
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Herc, I think what you really mean to say is why TRY to impress friends. You shouldn't try. You are what you are and your "friends" will take you or leave you.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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I mean federal agency.Originally posted by Wiglaf View PostI do not work for any agency If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I do not work for any federal agency I WORK FOR THE PEOPLE. You are masturbating right now, all over my political successes and common sense. The only people who go WORK FOR THE AGENCIES ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE UNLIKEABLE AND GRADUATED AT TOP OF THEIR CLASS AT YALE.
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Wiglaf is correct as usual.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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So you are a congressional staffer? Or something?Originally posted by Wiglaf View PostI do not work for any federal agency I WORK FOR THE PEOPLE. You are masturbating right now, all over my political successes and common sense. The only people who go WORK FOR THE AGENCIES ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE UNLIKEABLE AND GRADUATED AT TOP OF THEIR CLASS AT YALE. If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Staffers don't work for the people. Staffers are the scum of the ****ing planet. They are only useful if they have boobs
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Charlie's AngelsOriginally posted by Wiglaf View PostStaffers don't work for the people. Staffers are the scum of the ****ing planet. They are only useful if they have boobs
We saw a pathetic sycophantic movie about that guy in History. It was pathetic and sycophantic.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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