Had my first experience with Brasilian robbers tonight

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I have concerns that I'll log onto OT one day and see a thread titled "I had my first experience with Brazilian homosexual gang-rapists last night."

[Kuciwalker]

It would make you feel so left out

[Jon Miller]

I heard something once which I take as a warning about the amsterdam.

JM

[C0ckney]

I have concerns that I'll log onto OT one day and see a thread titled "I had my first experience with Brazilian homosexual gang-rapists last night."

maybe that's one of those sexual fantasies you should keep to yourself...

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm sure there wıll be some Brazılıan gay gang rapısts who wouldn't mınd the opportunıty to get ın some pasty Englısh booty

[Dauphin]

It's like me being white in the hood. I know that's why I've been robbed so much.

Racists.

[MrFun]

Geez, you're such a whiner, Cockney. Get over it.

[DaShi]

Cockney, you taught them an important lesson: next time bring a weapon and don't be reluctant to use it.

[Asher]

They didn't even have a weapon?

Were they children, Cockney? It's alright. I was once mugged by teenagers. There were over a dozen of them though and they jumped me. I'm not ashamed to admit that at age 18 I was mugged by 14 year olds only because there were a lot of them and there was really nothing I could do. I probably should have ran but I was feeling manly at 18 and decided to take them on.

I've been robbed (successfully for the muggers) 5 times, 3 times at gunpoint (once even gun to my head style), one time by those teenagers, and once by two guys, one of whom grabbed me from behind pining my arms to my side while the other one pummeled me with punches to the face. I've also been nearly robbed two more times but got away... once, they chased me several blocks, the other time, they pulled out the gun (so I suppose I've been robbed more than 3 times at gunpoint but I got away this time), but I booked it away as soon as I saw the weapon.

What a ****ty country/city.

[Al B. Sure!]

I assume Toronto, beıng a large and almost Amerıcan-lıke cıty has a lot of crıme as well... but sınce the rapper Drake ıs from there and he's a rıch boy, ıt can't be Detroıt level crıme.

Wikipedia says Drake ıs from Forest Hıll, Toronto. Is that a rıch area, Asher?

I'm curıous. Drake talks about growıng up wıth a posıtıve upbrıngıng but I'm curıous ıf he was just mıddle class or actually rıch.

[Hauldren Collider]

What a ****ty country/city.

Dude, I know. Philadelphia is a really ****ty country.

And Detroit's not a city, it's a punchline!

[KrazyHorse]

I assume Toronto, beıng a large and almost Amerıcan-lıke cıty has a lot of crıme as well

[DaShi]

And they have squat toilets.

[MOBIUS]

Geez Albie, what about being streetwise and avoiding getting into situations where you can be robbed so often...!?

The only time I've been robbed was when I stupidly left my wallet in my jacket pocket in the changing room of the gym at my place of work!!! I was only 18, so hadn't yet developed my keen sense of disdain for the lack of morals of my fellow man.

Apart from that, there was the pickpocket on a crowded metro in Kuala Lumpur but I had him scoped and prevented it - I wanted to give him a piece of my mind but thought better of it, given the surroundings...

[Al B. Sure!]

And they have squat toilets.

No I'm pretty sure that Canada ıs lıke Amerıca and they have our style toılets. Quebec ıs probably dıfferent though.

Speakıng of French beıng dıfferent... now, I know that Europeans don't have showers because they only have bathtubs to take baths but I fınd ıt ınterestıng that the French are so eager to clean theır asses wıth bıdets yet they don't bathe much otherwıse, even by European standards. Sundays are known as bath days for the French, rıght? At least other Europeans are known to bathe two or three tımes a week.