Are You A Rebel or A Yankee?

[SlowwHand]

To find out how much Southern blood your speech shows, simply choose the words you use below, then press "Compute My Score!" at the end. alphaDictionary will compute your score and tell you where you're coming from: are y'all speaking Bubbaese or are youse guys Yankee Doodle Dandies? The higher your score, the deeper from the South you are coming.

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96% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!

[Al B. Sure!]

People in Philly say Creek like Crick, Caramel as Carmel, and Youse. I don't do that uneducated ****. Kind of puzzled by how Youse is listed as New York. New Yorkers don't say Youse. Philly people say Youse. And a lot of them are screwy like TP'ing someone's house being listed as Midwest when everybody here calls it that.

I'm a little surprised there's other terms for Mischief Night. Cabbage Night? WTF?! Never imagined it being called anything else.

Anyway, as can be expected... 38% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.

Makes since. I've been known to get hard when I think about Sherman's March.

[OzzyKP]

34% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.

And obviously it is Devil's Night.

[Arrian]

Duh:

20% Dixie. Wow! You are a Duke of Yankeedom!

[Al B. Sure!]

I took the second 'advanced' test. The water question is screwy. It asks how do people around you pronounce water (not how I pronounce water for some reason)... but it doesn't include 'wooder'. Then the rest of the questions are kind of dumb with their little joke answers and stuff.

On that one, I got:
13% Dixie. Wow! You are a Duke of Yankeedom!

[Al B. Sure!]

34% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.

And obviously it is Devil's Night.

What the **** is Devil's Night? Never heard that in my life. It's only Mischief Night.

[ColdWizard]

50%

[Al B. Sure!]

Oh and Sloww, these 'rebels' were Un-American terrorists who should have all been executed for their crimes against the State and the American people.

[DriXnaK]

43% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.

I've never heard of the night before Halloween being anything. Obviously this kind of stuff belongs to superstitious yankees.

[Al B. Sure!]

43% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.

I've never heard of the night before Halloween being anything. Obviously this kind of stuff belongs to superstitious yankees.

No. It's when mischievous kids run around and TP houses at best and jump and rob people at worst.

[Imran Siddiqui]

35% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.

Some of the answers to questions are hilarious though

[Jon Miller]

~50%

JM

[Al B. Sure!]

35% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.

Mischief Night, right? Not this 'Devil's Night' crap.

[SlowwHand]

I never heard of any of those terms about the night before Halloween.

[Al B. Sure!]

I never heard of any of those terms about the night before Halloween.

So you're saying that kids don't break the law out the ass the night before Halloween? Philly PD have to lock down the streets and impose the curfew... well, even more so than the normal curfew.

I've seen Dallas, Sloww. I've seen the video DocFeelGood posted.