Hey, have you been working out?

[Az]

This post is a last-ditch attempt to introduce some heterosexuality to this thread.

whoa, paging Dr. Freud....

[Guynemer]

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

This post is a last-ditch attempt to introduce some heterosexuality to this thread.

[Asher]

Faaaaaat.

[Al B. Sure!]

See, Asher, even though I have 60lbs () on you, I only have one inch more around the waist. I'm hardly fat.

[Asher]

That sure shut you up.

[Asher]

I'll give you two measurements. One is my waist.

32"

12"

[Al B. Sure!]

Asher, you're calling me fat. I want to see how much bigger my waist is than yours. I'm a 33 inch waist.

[DaShi]

This is true. 110 lbs.

Nevermind, you're 5'5". How old are you 18? You're about at your peak height.

[Asher]

For **** sakes, what measurement of mine have you NOT asked?

5'9 is not borderline midget.

[Al B. Sure!]

You weigh too much, Alby.

I weigh 160lbs. I'm ****ing perfect, not a fatass like you or a lanky geek like HC.

You're also considerably shorter than me. We established in the other thread that you are a borderline midget.

What's your waist size?

[Hauldren Collider]

I'm not very tall, about 5'5" or something. Still growing a couple inches a year though.

Still, 110 lbs is pretty light for 5'5". And I eat a ton of food already.

Insert a torrent of "you are a short immasculate geek!"

Yup! Don't care a bit either

[Asher]

AND! I could still take you in a fight.

Why? Because I'm gay, I'm allowed to go for the ****ing balls.

[Asher]

You weigh too much, Alby.

I weigh 160lbs. I'm ****ing perfect, not a fatass like you or a lanky geek like HC.

[Al B. Sure!]

This is true. 110 lbs.

Holy ****! How tall are you? I was a scrawny little punk (Asher can tell you) but I weighed 160 when I was your age. Eat something, boy. Drink some milk.

I just realized... I weigh 217, almost 220... I'm like two HC's!