It's time for another Ask Asher thread

[Serb]

Back to the topic.

How to change your title to something like "President of the OT"?
I wanna be an Emperor of the Evil Empire.

[Al B. Sure!]

In Soviet Union, fat Canadian cow on ice eat you!

[Serb]

Oh, please forgive me I didn't know that was a picture of your girlfriend.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

No, because the first one looks like a short fat Canadian cow (do they have any in Canada?) on ice.

You just got cranked a further 80 places up the Homo scale.

[Serb]

What is the homo scale?

If you find that short fat Canadian cow on ice attractive, than you are either a sexual pervert (not a straight man in any case) or a hardcore one-track minded virgin who is ready to f*ck even the ugliest representatives of the opposite sex.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

You'd prefer taller, narrower hips, more muscular?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Like this girl?

[Al B. Sure!]

Serb:

Do you find the second woman more attractive? It's the same logic as why Asher said he preferred that one...

[Al B. Sure!]

Russian:


American:

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Serb:

In your immediate vicinity is it dark, with lots of coathangers and a faint lingering scent of mothballs?

[Serb]

You'd prefer taller, narrower hips, more muscular?

I prefer an overall nicer girls.
Let's face the facts. She is:
a) short
b) fat
c) ugly (she wears a helmet which conceal her face for a reason, I guess).

[Al B. Sure!]

She wears a helmet because she's playing hockey!

And she has some weight on her, but that's hardly fat. Maybe in America and Canada apparently, we're 'healthier' than you Russians because we actually have food and are not standing in breadlines, but I'd hardly say she's fat by anyone's standards.

Not saying she is especially attractive or ideal but she's definitely not a fat cow.

[Serb]

Russian:


American:

Russia:



USA:

[Al B. Sure!]

Umm... you miss the point of that comparison, Serb. That Russian woman I posted was an actual model who apparently killed herself a few years ago.Still, it was to demonstrate a skinny model that you might find attractive for some bizarre possibly homosexual reason. You follow it up by posting another Size 0 model which serves my ****ing point dumbass! (I notice you keep doing that Serb. First in the soccer thread, now here)

The point of the comparison was that 'thicker' women are more attractive than skinny twigs, although apparently you Russians like skinny twigs.

[Serb]

She wears a helmet because she's playing hockey!

That's what you think. But in reality she wears a helmet 'cause she is ugly like devil himself.

And she has some weight on her, but that's hardly fat.

By your low standards.

Maybe in America and Canada apparently, we're 'healthier' than you Russians

LOL. You are the fattiest people on Earth.

because we actually have food and are not standing in breadlines,

You call your American forage a food?

but I'd hardly say she's fat by anyone's standards. Not saying she is especially attractive or ideal but she's definitely not a fat cow.

That says a lot about your American standards. Not surprising really, considering the image of average American women: