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  • #76
    Originally posted by Asher View Post
    Consolidate all of these threads.

    As you probably already know, I know everything and I am willing to share my knowledge with most of you.
    Why the **** are you still not banned?

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    • #77
      Originally posted by DRoseDARs View Post
      Will I ever find true/false love?

      ...

      And if it's a twihard, can I kill it with fire or will that just make it more insufferable?
      Probably, but you need to leave Nevada.

      Twihards are great catches. They are simple-minded simpletons with simple needs and simple wants. They can be changed very easily if you give them other shiny objects to covet.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #78
        Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
        Are the majority of Scoutmasters Catholic, and if so, what is the % of Scoutmasters that are Catholic?
        Scoutmasters are people who wanted to be Priests but were turned down. They wanted unsupervised, easy access to boys still, so they created the Boy Scouts. When you think about it, the entire concept of "Boy Scouts" is utterly ridiculous. I'm amused anyone bought into it.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Ming View Post
          OH GREAT ONE... just a single question:

          Who are your DL's
          Not even Plomp could get that out of me in the face of an extended ban. No, I play this game far too well to be defeated in such a simple way.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Gibsie View Post
            Why does my usual Subway only tesselate on 12" subs and not 6"???
            Is this true? seriously? I am enraged...........

            There is no reason!
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #81
              You used to post loads of pictures of yourself. Why did you stop?
              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                Who is more ghey? Wiglaf or Drake?
                Wiglaf, for sure. Flaming.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by ColdWizard View Post
                  Will Ovechkin win a title with the Capitals or will they continue to be epic fail in the playoffs?
                  I love Ovechkin, he's great to watch. But I'm increasingly unconvinced he can deliver when the cards are down. And the team as a whole is seemingly not well-rounded enough.

                  It's hard to say as he's got a long time to go in his career, but I'd say he will win a cup but not any time in the next 4-5 years.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                    Will the Blackhawks repeat as Stanley Cup champs?
                    Nope. They lost too much depth this year. They'll still be a great team, but not contenders.

                    Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                    Also - Was the Kin phone that bad, or is Microsoft just impatient?
                    It wasn't that it was bad, it was that it was mistimed. It was originally supposed to launch 18 months ago at ridiculously low prices (subsidized by Verizon). Some idiot at MS decided to re-do the whole OS from scratch, instead of being based on the old Sidekick OS it was to be based on Windows CE. That led to an 18-month delay. That delay pissed off Verizon, who no longer fully supported the phone (so subsidies went away).

                    Now it's a glorified feature phone sitting in smart phone pricing and is coming out the same year Windows Phone 7s were coming out. It was DOA, just for business reasons alone.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by onodera View Post
                      So you spent 18 years convincing yourself that you were gay?
                      In a way, yes. But not convincing I was gay, more convincing myself I was not straight. Straight is the default assumption, something virtually everyone would hope for themselves. I knew at a very, very young age that I liked guys more than girls, but I always had excuses -- I thought all guys felt like that when they're young (cooties, etc). Then during adolescence I wrote it off as a curious phase. Then in late adolescence I told myself I just liked both. Then I finally realized I was lying to myself, I only liked guys. I was 18 at the time.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Serb View Post
                        Why the **** are you still not banned?
                        Every time I get banned, there's too much drama. It's part of my strategy. I never get banned anymore.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                          You used to post loads of pictures of yourself. Why did you stop?
                          I got old and ugly, obviously. Plus I had to keep up with red_jon.

                          Do you miss the pictures?
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #88
                            It's just that the last time I can remember you doing it was the time on CG when mr G said you looked fat. I was concerned that he'd caused some sort of trauma.
                            The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                            • #89


                              No, I stopped posting pictures long before that. I can't even remember which picture was posted on CG at the time, but it was a rarity.

                              In my early twenties my metabolism completely slowed to a crawl and my diet/exercise did not change. I went up to 190lbs (so I was fat) before changing the diet and hitting the gym regularly. Now I'm ~165lbs and happy again.

                              But still ugly.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Asher View Post
                                Every time I get banned, there's too much drama. It's part of my strategy. I never get banned anymore.
                                Get it. It's such a gay strategy, you drama queen.

                                p.s. Can I use "I love Ovechkin" for my sig?

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