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  • #16
    I'm about to whip your ass with the belt of SCIENCE.

    YOU CAN GET COLD SANDWICHES AT BOTH CHAINS.

    Order a sub at Quiznos, put it on the counter and let it sit for 1 hour. PROBLEM SOLVED.
    Then how does ICE EXIST?
    Last edited by Wiglaf; July 1, 2010, 23:22. Reason: I did 3 years in high school as a debator and was pretty good at it, winning 2 state tournies

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
      Then how does ICE EXIST?
      If water is left outside in Canada, it becomes ice. Ice is Canada's #1 export.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Asher View Post
        FACTS:

        Subway has over 33,000 restaurants.
        Quizonos has over 4,300 restaurants.

        SUBWAY IS EVERYWHERE

        SUPPLEMENTAL FACT: I own Subway. Check out where the HQ is, *****.

        TANGENTIAL FACT: I ate Subway breakfast every workday for 2 years. I **** YOU NOT.
        There are lots of McDonalds too. McD's still sucks.
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        • #19
          Really cold counters called freezers.

          crosscrosspost
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
            There are lots of McDonalds too. McD's still sucks.
            San Diego has the most McDonalds per capita, so one could logically conclude that McDonalds does, in fact, suck.

            Source: http://www.sandiegomtac.com/sonata/index.html
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #21
              Doesn't it also have the most seaworlds per capita? I think we can clearly say that Asher's logic is correct.

              Then again it may also have the most legolands per capita...hmm, that throws a wrench into things.
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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              • #22
                Was is hard coming out to yourself?
                Graffiti in a public toilet
                Do not require skill or wit
                Among the **** we all are poets
                Among the poets we are ****.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  Doesn't it also have the most seaworlds per capita? I think we can clearly say that Asher's logic is correct.

                  Then again it may also have the most legolands per capita...hmm, that throws a wrench into things.
                  Windsor, UK has the most Legolands per capita: 1 per 28,324 people

                  Legoland is not in San Diego, but Carlsbad: 1 per 106,804 people

                  Orlando has more Seaworlds per capita than San Diego (1 per 235,860 vs 1 per 1,359,132)
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #24
                    How did you come up with that avatar?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by onodera View Post
                      Was is hard coming out to yourself?
                      Depends how you define hard. It was an ~18 year process.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #26
                        How did you come up with that avatar?


                        It probably has something to do with Dale.

                        panda ****ers
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Asher View Post
                          San Diego has the most McDonalds per capita, so one could logically conclude that McDonalds does, in fact, suck.

                          Source: http://www.sandiegomtac.com/sonata/index.html
                          Your link didn't say that. Also why did you look up some music teacher's association website? Is that a gay thing?
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                            How did you come up with that avatar?
                            Excellent question.

                            It started with the spinning black penis in a turban with the hypnotic background avatar I used for years.

                            Then I got upset at Dale for sending me graphic Panda porn, he issued a death threat, deleted my posts, and got kicked out as admin on this site and created WPC.

                            Then I had some scotch and decided it would be a great idea to merge the two avatars. I don't remember how the Apple got there.

                            I believe -Jrabbit made this avatar for me. It is glorious and without equal.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                              Your link didn't say that.
                              Yes, it does. Don't question me.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Asher View Post
                                Yes, it does. Don't question me.
                                Oh, so this is the part where you just make stuff up?
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