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  • Originally posted by Asher View Post
    Where did Russia place again this year?
    Who knows but I know where the USA placed!

    (hint: it's why the Canadian is crying)
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • I bet you had to look it up.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • Asher:

        The caption to the picture said that he was crying during the awards ceremony as US took the gold. So I knew it from the caption.
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • Awww... Germans are in trouble - psychic octopus predicted Spain will win

          An octopus in Germany with a string of correct predictions foresees a World Cup semi-final victory for Spain.
          Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
          GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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          • Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave View Post
            Awww... Germans are in trouble - psychic octopus predicted Spain will win
            This octopussy should take care. The usual German Football Fanatic does sometimes overreact when he is confronted with unpleasent truth:

            ...An argument broke out between them and Holger B. (42) from Germany about how many times Italy had won the World Cup. The discussion turned deadly when Holger B. left the bar and returned shortly afterwards with a pistol....
            "Football is like chess, only without the dice." Lukas Podolski

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            • Originally posted by Serb View Post

              This looks more like a facial cumshot. I am shure Asher will approve.
              Quendelie axan!

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              • Who do you think gave it to him?

                I was going for the eye. Like I always do.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • Can something truly be a sport if the ****ing Dutch are good at it?
                  "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                  "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                  • Yes.
                    Hup Holland hup!
                    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                    • Yes, give them a sympathy vote.

                      They can play the final but as usual they will loose in the penalty shoot-out.
                      "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                      • Originally posted by dannubis View Post
                        Yes, give them a sympathy vote.

                        They can play the final but as usual they will loose in the penalty shoot-out.
                        We never lost a final in a penalty shoot-out?

                        And we don't need your sympathy vote, we can take care of those Germans ourselves, thank you very much...
                        Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                        And notifying the next of kin
                        Once again...

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                        • Originally posted by Hueij View Post
                          We never lost a final in a penalty shoot-out?

                          And we don't need your sympathy vote, we can take care of those Germans ourselves, thank you very much...
                          In 1940 you took care of yourselves for all of 5 days.

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                          • Originally posted by Hueij View Post
                            We never lost a final in a penalty shoot-out?

                            And we don't need your sympathy vote, we can take care of those Germans ourselves, thank you very much...
                            Come on... how many penalty you guys missed against Italy last time ? It IS a running joke...

                            Still best of luck !
                            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                            • drake: it's time for world cup statistical analysis, later stages edition.

                              european teams in the semi-finals: 3 out of 4 (75%)

                              european teams in the final: 2 out of 2 (100%)
                              "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                              "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                              • German Octopus predictions - 100%
                                Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                                GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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