What the hell took so long?

[Japher]

At least they give them over a month to implement this change. Imagine the chaos if it were immediate!

[Garth Vader]

It's the correct terminology. How else would you say it?

Please orient the cheese in such a manner that each alternating slice is flipped such that it covers the most surface area without overlapping?

Or the ridiculous phrasing in the image in the OP?

If people don't know what it is, their public education has failed them.

Oh yeah like that term comes up in any kind of normal education. If you ask a Subway worker to tessellate your cheese the best you can hope for is him keeping his pants on.

[Thoth]

I've never liked subway. All their stuff seems so low quality.

QFT. Quizno's is far superior.

[Thoth]

Sadly my brothers I must report the tessellation invasion has yet to reach the Subways of the UK. However, the lettuce was crisply ironed and there was a collapsed homeless person outside, so it was not a complete disaster

Ironed lettuce?

Lettuce should be either fried or boiled in the best traditions of English cooking.

[VetLegion]

@ thread

I'd wager that there's a German DIN standard for cheese placement.
You Anglo-Saxon anarchists need only translate more German standards
and unpleasant situations like these would stop happening.

[VetLegion]

Apparently I have mild OCD too then. Or maybe not so mild, as not only do I like the tessellation, but I'd like the cheese in the photo captioned 'New Procedure' to be laid out slightly neater.

Which one are you?

[Thoth]

We need more game shows where the contestants are beaten when they screw up.

[Al B. Sure!]

Conan O'Brien

Jay Leno

[Al B. Sure!]

We need more game shows where the contestants are beaten when they screw up.

Or game shows like the Running Man.

[Thoth]

Or game shows like the Running Man.

Hell, yeah!

[Wezil]

Have you guys heard of the Dead Pool?

[Elok]

Which way do triangles point, perchance?

Three ways, strictly speaking, but if you're unable to look at things from a different perspective you deserve to wait for your...tidy cheese. You could also use gestures, or draw on a napkin, if it means that much. Communication is key.

[Felch]

I always did this when I was a Sandwich Artist. Part of it may have been that I was high all the time, and wanted to make cool patterns with the sandwiches. I would draw designs with the mayo, and arrange all the toppings very carefully. It was fun.

[Asher]

God bless you, Felch.

[Felch]

I'm happy to make you happy.