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  • #31
    Originally posted by Elok View Post
    "Dude, could you maybe spread the cheese out a little so it covers more of the sub? You know, have the triangles point opposite directions."

    Dumbing it down
    Which way do triangles point, perchance?
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    • #32
      Originally posted by MikeH View Post
      I'm going to try saying: "Oh my god, what the hell are you doing? I want the cheese the old way!"
      Don't be an ass, Mike.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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      • #33
        But wait guys. You can't make a planar graph with quads

        We need HEX GRID CHEESE
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Prince Asher View Post
          Don't be an ass, Mike.
          I want the 4 bits of cheese made into 2 squares so it makes a nice neat rectangle. Tessellating along the hypotenuse FTW.
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          We've got both kinds

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          • #35
            Clearly the best job in the world would be to prepare Asher's food so that you can watch his reaction at all your asymmetrical creations.
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            • #36
              I'm not sure I'd like working in Subway, even if I got to torture Asher.
              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
              We've got both kinds

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              • #37
                Sadly my brothers I must report the tessellation invasion has yet to reach the Subways of the UK. However, the lettuce was crisply ironed and there was a collapsed homeless person outside, so it was not a complete disaster

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by ColdWizard View Post
                  Clearly the best job in the world would be to prepare Asher's food so that you can watch his reaction at all your asymmetrical creations.
                  It'd be almost as fun as working at the Catholic Church where Ben goes
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #39
                    "I'll take Annoying Inefficiencies for $100, Alex."
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                      Laz just loves to find obscure British food references. I mean ironing lettuce?


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                      • #41
                        Apparently I have mild OCD too then. Or maybe not so mild, as not only do I like the tessellation, but I'd like the cheese in the photo captioned 'New Procedure' to be laid out slightly neater.

                        Obviously this might cause unseemly delays when there is a queue in the shop, but that sandwich is posing for a photograph ffs. It really ought to get the composition right.

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                        • #42
                          You're a good man, Cort Haus
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                          • #43
                            As someone who has worked in the food service industry for many years... you two are EVIL!
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                            • #44
                              Albert Speer in burger-flipping career confession.

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                              • #45
                                I thought it was a running joke around here that all I do is flip burgers and I'm held hostage by either a McDonalds or Checkers?
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                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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