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When do you take the bar exam?If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I'd be great at that12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Congrats
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Rock on, dude!I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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Thanks all!
Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostYou know what they say, by the way! The A students become professors and make 100,000 dollars, the B students become judges and make 50,000 dollars, and the C students become lawyers and make 1 million dollars
Or however the joke goes.
I think it ends with the D student being in Congress or some-odd thing.
Originally posted by Japher View Post
I'd rather munch on broken glass before spending my life wresting money from rich ******* X for rich ******* Y, so ideally I'm leaning criminal prosecution or investigation. That being said, in this job market I'd gladly be a hired gun for Satan if it pays the bills, and I haven't even knocked anyone up yet.
Originally posted by Wiglaf View PostWhat law school? I went to Georgetown Law and graduated with honors so I am not sure how you can top that? Wiglaf
Ralph's Indoor Waterpark College of Law, thanks a lot captain buzzkill...
Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
You're right, the last thing we need is another goddamned doctor.
Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
End of July, then it's off to the poorhouse for good.
Originally posted by Japher View Post
I hope you're being facetious, because from the glimpses I've seen the bar is a goddamned joke that 99% of students from my state's top school pass and 93% from its bottom school pass. I honestly walked into the "practice" exam this morning hung over from about a dozen shots the night before, on 4 hours of sleep, with no breakfast, and still got 72% of the questions right by accident. After three years these things just settle into gut instinct.Comment
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Congrats!
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Congratulations!
Filthy lawyer...
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Congrats!!!Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -HomerComment
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That being said, in this job market I'd gladly be a hired gun for Satan if it pays the bills, and I haven't even knocked anyone up yet.
Could be worse; at least you didn't graduate last spring.
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Enjoy your next couple of months. Sounds like you've already figured out the most important thing to know at this point: the bar exam tests for minimum competence. You'll look around on the first day and more or less be able to pick out those who won't pass by lunchtime. Your friends and classmates will still be way too anxious and cramming way too hard during the whole exam. Do the month of BarBri mad-libs, the practice multistate questions, and a quick review of any problem spots the night before the first session and you should be fine. At that point, worrying and cramming become counterproductive.
I recommend having a beer or three each night, just not so much that getting to the test in the morning is a problem. Worked for me.
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