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    Aliens almost certainly exist but humans should make every attempt to avoid them, Stephen Hawking has warned.

    In a series for the Discovery Channel the renowned astrophysicist said it was "perfectly rational" to assume intelligent life exists elsewhere.

    But he warned that aliens might simply raid Earth for resources, then move on.

    "If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans," he said.

    Mr Hawking thinks that, rather than actively trying to communicate with extra-terrestrials, humans should do everything possible to avoid contact.

    He explained: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."


    The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like
    Stephen Hawking

    In the past probes have been sent into space with engravings of human on board and diagrams showing the location of our planet.

    Radio beams have been fired into space in the hope of reaching alien civilisations.

    Mr Hawking said: "To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational.

    "The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like."

    The programme envisages numerous alien species including two-legged herbivores and yellow, lizard-like predators.

    But Mr Hawking conceded most life elsewhere in the universe is likely to consist of simple microbes.


    Rest of the article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8642558.stm
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    Hopefully we sent some microbes in the probes we launched into space. In a billions years, they should evolve into some nice civilizations for us to conquer.
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    • #3
      Dunno why Hawking doesn't mention the possibility that the aliens already invaded Earth and put us all into the Matrix.
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      • #4
        Just keep beaming Fox news into space. They won't want to come.
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          • #6
            Just keep beaming Fox news into space. They won't want to come.



            Damn right; they'd never want to try and conquer a planet full of crazed gun-toting rednecks. Taking MSNBC off the air would also be a good idea, so the aliens aren't aware of the existence of a potentially useful fifth column of hippy liberal douches.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
              Just keep beaming Fox news into space. They won't want to come.
              The problem is the only reason for them to come here is to kill all of us.

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              • #8
                I see Stephen is hocking another crackpot theory

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                • #9
                  Any alien race capable of interstellar travel technology would probably be so technologically capable that they would be as interested in the resources from Sol's asteroid belt as they would be interested in Earth's resources.
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                  • #10
                    Yeah, but all those workers busy in the asteroid belt need feeding
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                    • #11
                      Being vegetarian improves the taste of your sperm, so hopefully a specy with a few millions years of advance would have evolved into favoring the reproduction of vegetarians.
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                      • #12
                        I'm not concerned. We have the Stargate Command program to protect us.
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                        • #13
                          Being vegetarian improves the taste of your sperm, so hopefully a specy with a few millions years of advance would have evolved into favoring the reproduction of vegetarians.



                          Newsflash for retarded filosofers: sex acts that involve the tasting of sperm don't lead to reproduction.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
                            Being vegetarian improves the taste of your sperm, so hopefully a specy with a few millions years of advance would have evolved into favoring the reproduction of vegetarians.



                            Newsflash for retarded filosofers: sex acts that involve the tasting of sperm don't lead to reproduction.

                            Drake, we already know that you are retarded, so please stop documeting it
                            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
                              Being vegetarian improves the taste of your sperm, so hopefully a specy with a few millions years of advance would have evolved into favoring the reproduction of vegetarians.



                              Newsflash for retarded filosofers: sex acts that involve the tasting of sperm don't lead to reproduction.
                              Hey Drake, how long do you have to wait between two boners?
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