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I have a beard but that's because I'm a secret muslin.
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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I have to abuse my power as a moderator to make up for my tiny penis.
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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You should ban more people, this will cause your penis to grow rapidly again
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It worked for me.
When I was younger I thought about growing a beard but then Ming did and I realized that a beard would make be look stupid.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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And you realised you didn't need the beard?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Correct
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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How many DLs does it take to form a circle jerk?Originally posted by Asher View PostAnswer is in this thread: http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?p=5780697
DLs also are helpful to get around Poly's annoying 30s post timer. Spread out the posts amongst different users in different browsers.
Wiglaf's a Safari user.
Nicely played.
Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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I with people referred to beards by their real name: facial pubes.
If people did so, they'd be less popular."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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That's only the case if they have curly facial hair.Comment
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What about your boobs?BlahComment
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Then we should call pubes by their real name. Dickbeard.Originally posted by Asher View PostIt's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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That's my middle name. Mike Dickbeard Hunt.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Asher is wrong -- hair on the sensitive penis area developed for purposes of reproduction, but hair grow on face as part of digestive system, trapping food and preventing enemies from eating it. Calling them facial pubes is something I would expect of a kid dressed as Eric Cartman for Halloween , not a trained phone book software developer.Comment
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