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"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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And I was going to be damned if I let you take it."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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I debated posting it before I left work, but I got distracted by a priest asking to hook up."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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No, it is pretty easy to get priests to offer."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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How to get a priest to pick you up:
1) Go to confession
2) Confess giving fellatio to many men. Relate that you only do it because you get so many compliments on it and it boosts your low self-esteem
3) Casually mention how you shave your pubes to look more boyish and ask if this is a sin
4) Relate how you feel so alone"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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5) Daydream about getting your learner's permit.Comment
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I have 8 balls[sharing a ~one gallon sac] and two [extra large] prostates to go along with my 3.5 foot dick."Comment
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I like this new line of teasing.Originally posted by Asher View Post"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Originally posted by Darius871 View Postless talk, more wang-measuring
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Originally posted by Asher View Post
Isn't that a bit like going fishing with dynamite? Sure, it gets the job done, but there isn't much sport in it.Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. SureComment
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I didn't know you could catch a fish with dynamite.
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It's particularly hard to catch a fish with dynamite, because the detonation breaks the fish apart into smaller pieces which complicates the catching part. Usually if you've got a catching glove and a couple friends, it's possible...Originally posted by gribbler View PostI didn't know you could catch a fish with dynamite.
It's easier than fly fishing though. No matter how long I wave my rod around in the air I can never catch a fly with it."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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I apologize for the above post"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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