Why do I have to pick between Unions and the Confederacy?

[Dinner]

No godwin. Just **** baggery of the worst sort. Death by stupidity is par for the course for dumb ass confederates.

[giblets]

I wonder what went through their minds. "Hey I'm a poor farmer who doesn't own any slaves. I know! I should go die so that other people can have them."

[Drake Tungsten]

True, but they haven't fought a four-year-long war over a separatist movement like we did. Their separatists just want to vote themselves out. I don't think the Quebecois are about to take up arms and burn down Ottawa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_de_lib%C3%A9ration_du_Qu%C3%A9bec

[Guynemer]

And? Still not a war; they were basically the Michigan Militia, but competent.

[Drake Tungsten]

That's pretty hardcore for Canada. It was also 40 years ago, not 145.

[Asher]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_d...du_Qu%C3%A9bec

GOD ****ING DAMN YOU, DRAKE.

This is the EXACT same post I was about to make when I saw Guy's comment.

**** you kindly.

[Dinner]

They're all dead. Leave it alone.

[Asher]

This is the one thing I have tremendous respect for Trudeau for:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_watch_me

[Drake Tungsten]

GOD ****ING DAMN YOU, DRAKE.

This is the EXACT same post I was about to make when I saw Guy's comment.

**** you kindly.

I'm in charge of Quebec-related posting when KH isn't around. Know your role and stick with the Alberta pimping/BC bashing, you *****.

[Guynemer]

That's pretty hardcore for Canada. It was also 40 years ago, not 145.

And? Still not a ****ing Civil War. A bunch of paramilitary whackadoos do not a Confederacy make. Otherwise, we'd be in another civil war right now.

[Dinner]

The only good confederate is a dead confederate. They should die the slow painful death of a traitor.

[Dinner]

Confederate = nazi? Ok genius.

Confederates might as well be nazis. They're the worst **** bags to have ever lived. Someone should kill them and redeem humanity.

[Dinner]

The only good Confederate is a dead Confederate.

[Drake Tungsten]

And?

Canadians are far more chill about a separatist movement that is still around (and has exploded into violence within the lifetime of many Canadians) than Americans are about a separatist movement that they kicked the **** out of 145 years ago.

Basically, Americans are panty-wearing girly men who get the vapors whenever a redneck decides to put the battle flag on his Dodge Charger, while Canadians are real men who display admirable restraint toward their dumbass separatists.

[SlowwHand]

Confederates might as well be nazis. They're the worst **** bags to have ever lived. Someone should kill them and redeem humanity.

Screw you.