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  • #1

    Who Would Win in a Fist Fight?

    Wait for the poll.

    Barak "the Bammer" Obama:



    Vladimir "the Punisher" Putin:

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    Obama
    7.14%
    2
    Putin
    89.29%
    25
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    3.57%
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  • #2
    putin has military training.
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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    • #3
      Putin. He's got experience, and he wouldn't hesitate for a second to fight dirty. I think Obama has the reach and the youth, but those are his only advantages.
      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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      • #4
        Really, it's not even a contest. If they fought ten times, Putin would win ten times.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          What about Barack "The Big O" Obama vs Dmitry "The Bear" Medvedev?
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          • #6
            Really, it's not even a contest. If they fought ten times, Putin would win ten times.



            No, if they fought ten times, Putin would win twelve times.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by onodera View Post
              What about Barack "The Big O" Obama vs Dmitry "The Bear" Medvedev?
              Disgusting.

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              • #8
                KGB vs Harvard?
                Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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                • #9
                  Putin.

                  I must admit, Putin makes me really like Russia. He's got balls, and he's so serious.
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                  • #10
                    Putin, quite clearly.
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                    • #11
                      Putin, obviously. It's like, which would get totaled in a crash, your mom's VW Beetle or a monster truck?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
                        Really, it's not even a contest. If they fought ten times, Putin would win ten times.



                        No, if they fought ten times, Putin would win twelve times.
                        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                          putin has military training.
                          Putin holds black belt in judo (sixth dan actually) and the master of sport rank in Russian sambo.
                          Last edited by Serb; March 2, 2010, 14:34.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                            Vladimir "the Punisher" Putin:

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                            This is real Putin:


                            In action:
                            Last edited by Serb; March 1, 2010, 07:21.

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                            • #15
                              :happy putin:
                              The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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