I Dare You To Defend Basketball

[KrazyHorse]

Black guys have big dicks, but they're curvy. Fact. Just ask Starchild.

Yet more proof that I was black in another life

[Drake Tungsten]

French-Canadians are the blacks of Canada.

[Asher]

It's true, unfortunately.

I've never told anyone this before but my mom's side of the family is originally from Quebec in the early 1900s

[KrazyHorse]

That was before they became negres blancs

[azzaman333]

It's because the Blacks steal your heart.

And then your wallet.

And then rape and murder you.

[Cort Haus]

On soccer:

Halfback passes to the center.
Back to the wing.
Back to the center.
Center holds it.
Holds it.
Holds it.

:blowsbrainsout:

You should stop watching the Italian league, Drake.

[Drake Tungsten]

Watching the Vikings game today, I came to the conclusion that Bryant McKinnie (6'8", 335 lb) and Phil Loadholt (6'8", 343 lb) could probably kick the **** out of any hockey player. Is there any NHL player that could match up?

[DirtyMartini]

Bryant McKinnie is an underachieving turd. He leads all Vikings O linemen in plays where he fails to block anyone at all.

[Drake Tungsten]

I suppose he made the Pro Bowl by not blocking people.

[DirtyMartini]

Isn't that selection a joke? He's a middle of the road NFL left tackle. He played well the first half of the season, then shut it down. He got benched for (lack of) performance in the Carolina game -- his response was "we need to put me in a better position to succeed". Man up Giant Baby Man.