If you die and go to hell and somebody goes back in time and kills your parents before you were born

[loinburger]

then are you still in hell or do you cease to exist?

[rah]

another boring/stupid thread brought to you by the loin

[Felch]

Actually I think this is a pretty cool thread. I also enjoy shopping online for high-visibility traffic safety vests and cruising outlet malls for horny grandmas.

[loinburger]

another boring/stupid thread brought to you by the loin

To your credit, this time you're just doing a run-of-the-mill thread****ting rather than calling me a liar or mentally unstable

[Lorizael]

I like to imagine that Hell, if it were to exist, would be independent of our timeline. It always contains all those that will eventually be sentenced to it. So if you never exist (because your parents were killed before you were born), then you will never be sentenced to Hell, and Hell does not contain you.

[SlowwHand]

You wish it could be undone. Nope, you're screwed.

[rah]

To your credit, this time you're just doing a run-of-the-mill thread****ting rather than calling me a liar or mentally unstable

Gee I apologized twice about the liar part, but the jury is still out on the mentally unstable. Even though in all fairness all I said was you needed to take meds. I didn't really stipulate why you needed meds. You assumed the mental aspect of it.

[loinburger]

I like to imagine that Hell, if it were to exist, would be independent of our timeline. It always contains all those that will eventually be sentenced to it. So if you never exist (because your parents were killed before you were born), then you will never be sentenced to Hell, and Hell does not contain you.

I was thinking that the Multiple Worlds interpretation of time travel would resolve the paradox, but the problem is that it introduces another paradox - you might be in Hell in one timeline and in Heaven in another. Even if there are some people who would go to heaven/hell in any timeline I have trouble believing that this is the norm.

[loinburger]

Gee I apologized twice about the liar part, but the jury is still out on the mentally unstable. Even though in all fairness all I said was you needed to take meds. I didn't really stipulate why you needed meds. You assumed the mental aspect of it.

Yes yes you're absolutely dripping with sincere remorse and obviously you were referring to penicillin hurrrrr now will you please **** off? Lori, can we have an Asher-Ben type rule WRT rah attacking me whenever I post a thread? It's obvious he won't be satisfied until he's convinced me to just stop posting altogether. I don't know why he's got such a hard-on for me but frankly it's making me a little uncomfortable.

[SlowwHand]

Why is what rah's doing so much worse than what you and Drake do? Because it's you?

[Lorizael]

BZZT. BZZT. RAH, SLOWW, AND LOIN, TAKE THE PERSONAL CRAP ELSEWHERE. BZZT. BZZT.

[loinburger]

I was serious about the Asher-Ben rule. Sloww at least makes an attempt at masking his naked contempt for everybody other than himself, but Rah has crossed the line.

[Felch]

It always contains all those that will eventually be sentenced to it.

You're a Presbyterian Jew?

[rah]

I was serious about the Asher-Ben rule. Sloww at least makes an attempt at masking his naked contempt for everybody other than himself, but Rah has crossed the line.

Said the guy that has my name in his signature line. Which is against the rules.
So I did also just for fun.

[Felch]

Come on guys, follow the lead of our new Dutch overlords and smoke some ****ing weed.