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  • #46
    This has been a bizarre series of threadjacks.

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    • #47
      THREAD OF THE WEEK
      Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
      RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Kuciwalker View Post
        This has been a bizarre series of threadjacks.
        Pretty awesome.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #49
          Bunnygrrl and I laughed so hard at this thread our neighbors complained.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #50
            This is a silly thread and the Riders are going to win the Grey Cup.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Asher View Post
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
              [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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              • #52
                Hard to believe he was actually black once. Although he had clearly already had some work done.
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #53
                  I think he liked the zombie makeup and tried to match colors later. He's succeeded.

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                    Bunnygrrl and I laughed so hard at this thread our neighbors complained.
                    Damn Commies
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #55
                      RE: MJ

                      At least Sammy Sosa took his place.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Asher View Post
                        RE: MJ

                        At least Sammy Sosa took his place.
                        I know, WTF.
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #57
                          [Q=Asher;5705833]If it was meant to be a Judeo-Christian state with Judeo-Christian ideals, you'd think they'd put that in the constitution. The only thing religion-related is the 1st amendment, which is pretty much as far as you can get from saying it's a Judeo-Christian state with Judeo-Christian ideals.[/Q] Yes, they clearly rejected the Christian cultural history of the previous thousand years, and sought to invent an entirely new and superior culture devoid of outdated religion. Oh, wait, that was Robespierre and the Reign of Terror in France, or Lenin a century later, and now petty imitators in Venezuela, etc.
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                          • #58
                            Your DL is showing, don Don.
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • #59
                              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                              "Capitalism ho!"

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Straybow View Post
                                [Q=Asher;5705833]If it was meant to be a Judeo-Christian state with Judeo-Christian ideals, you'd think they'd put that in the constitution. The only thing religion-related is the 1st amendment, which is pretty much as far as you can get from saying it's a Judeo-Christian state with Judeo-Christian ideals.[/Q] Yes, they clearly rejected the Christian cultural history of the previous thousand years, and sought to invent an entirely new and superior culture devoid of outdated religion. Oh, wait, that was Robespierre and the Reign of Terror in France, or Lenin a century later, and now petty imitators in Venezuela, etc.
                                I can't tell if you're being serious or just a very good impersonation of a douche who knows 9th grade social studies history and is very, very proud of it.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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