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In 1945 the Nazis fled to the moon. In 2018 they are coming back.

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  • #31
    Still looks ****ing uber.
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    • #32
      I hope there are robots too.

      JM
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Elok View Post
        Dude, pointing out all the various things that don't make sense about this would take you the rest of your natural life. And it'd be like beating up a blind man, no challenge. So let it go and enjoy the awesomeness.

        Also, I assume at least some of you saw the GI Joe movie? It was hysterically bad. My favorite part was at the end, where Cobra built a secret base in the "perfect location," under the ice caps at the north pole. When the Joes manage to blow it up with a fleet of attack subs, they have to dodge all the ice falling on them. Yes: ice falling through water. It was incredible. I like to think a group of writers thought that up while brainstorming in a group session, sipping drinks with lots of crushed ice floating in them.
        But, but... those were REALLY BIG ice chunks. So they're lots heavier than the ice in a drink!
        Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Kuciwalker View Post
          Also, it just doesn't make any sense. How would they ship enough people to Antarctica to send enough people to the moon to be able to have a viable invasion force by 2018?
          1945-2018 is about 3 generations.

          With a ratio of ten females to each male. And considering each man will be required to do prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature. With just 10k people transported to antarctica and assuming a growth rate of 6% they should have a population of 600k eager ubermensch. Not to mention match Germany's prewar Gross National Product within say, twenty years.



          Also if I where to take this seriusly, if you have antigrav you could quite easily recruit from South America and elsewhere in the following years.
          Also after 3 generations of harsh eugenics with a hand picked founder population I am certain that even despite the difficulties due to radiation the population would be quite exceptional. Even if they don't contine unethical R and figure just GE themselves. Not to mention the cultural changes, they would probably an extremley focused culture. Also antigrav could lead to some wonderfull weapons with 80 years of development, assuming the Nazis where smart and kept spies on Earth to leach off the tech developed by the untermensche.

          Also dude depending on the energy requirements, the Nazis have a far better method of containing burning plasma than inertia or magnetism. So we have an energy source and possibly "clean" fusion nukes.




          BTW If I was a Nazi leader and had antigrav tech and couldn't mass produce weapons on a scale large enough to ensure the Allies or the Soviets wouldn't get their hands on even one of my toys I'd probably consider bailing to the Moon. But I wouldn't indluge in crazy dreams of reconquest. I would probably recruit from the Earth building on the Moon and eventually relocating to Mars which seems to be a more plesant location.


          I'd try to fortify enough to withstand any invasion and if that didn't work, I'd try to see if leaving the Solar System would be an option.
          Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
          The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
          The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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          • #35
            I hope Hitler is somehow still alive, perhaps a robohitler
            I need a foot massage

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            • #36
              Why were they flying in Dalek ships in the beginning?
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                1945-2018 is about 3 generations.

                With a ratio of ten females to each male. And considering each man will be required to do prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature. With just 10k people transported to antarctica and assuming a growth rate of 6% they should have a population of 600k eager ubermensch. Not to mention match Germany's prewar Gross National Product within say, twenty years.
                They could just clone them all, you know??

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                  With a ratio of ten females to each male. And considering each man will be required to do prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature. With just 10k people transported to antarctica and assuming a growth rate of 6% they should have a population of 600k eager ubermensch. Not to mention match Germany's prewar Gross National Product within say, twenty years.
                  I just had to acknowledge the apt Sellers reference since nobody else has. Good show old chap.
                  Unbelievable!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Barnabas View Post
                    I hope Hitler is somehow still alive, perhaps a robohitler
                    What about a zombie robohitler?
                    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                    • #40
                      As a game - this would be cool.

                      As a movie - WTF?
                      I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Asher View Post
                        This has the makings of being the best movie ever, right after Snakes on a Plane.
                        SoaP could have been awesome if they hadn't stupidly attempted to make a serious scary movie out of it.
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                        • #42
                          When did they do that?
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Jon Miller View Post
                            I hope there are robots too.

                            JM
                            Giant Death Robots?
                            Formerly known as "CyberShy"
                            Carpe Diem tamen Memento Mori

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Robert Plomp View Post
                              Giant Death Robots?
                              I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                              • #45
                                I just found out that the Evil, Evil Finns are behind this movie.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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