In 1945 the Nazis fled to the moon. In 2018 they are coming back.

[Nugog]

Well - that explains alot.

[Robert]

1945-2018 is about 3 generations.

It can easily be 4 new generations, 5 including the existing ones! (assuming all 5000 women they took with them are 14 and can continue to produce kids for another 30 years at least)
1959, 1973, 1987, 2001, 2015.

The girls get 1 kid per year.
Say 5000 girls in 1945
That's 14x5000=70000 14 year olds in 1959, 35500 of them are female.

1959: 5000+35500=36000 child producing females = 36000 children per year
1960: 365000
1961: 370000 kids per year
1962: 375000 kids per year
1963: 378000 kids per year
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1973: (new generation starts to kick in)
428000 + 18000 = 446000 kid per year

Well, let's say that it should be possible to get tens of millions 14+ year old soldiers by 2018, especially if you train the girls as well for war! (oh noes, I forget, they have to produce kids)

Natural abortions will limmit the production, but abortion provocatus (sic?) will be forbidden of course! (yay Ben!)

I could have writtent his movie script!

[Perfection]

Why are the Nazi spaceships decorated with Iron Crosses rather than swastikas?

BECAUSE IT'S "IRON SKY" NOT "SWASTIKA SKY"




AND YES, I VERY MUCH HOPE THERE ARE GIANT DEATH ROBOTS.

[Nikolai]

Giant Death Robots, the only thing Civ4 lacked.

[chequita guevara]

They should have called the movie

SPACE NAZIS!

[DaShi]

Just wait until Russia brings out its giant Stalin that it was saving for the martians.

[Drake Tungsten]

They should have called the movie

SPACE NAZIS!

No. It obviously should've been called "Nazis on the Moon".

[Winston]

Just wait until Mel Brooks spoofs it. Then let's talk about awesome.

[Asher]

Mel Brooks. The 80s called, they want your sense of humour back LOL.

[Elok]

When did they do that?

I'm too lazy to Google it, but the director insisted vehemently in interviews that he was making a genuine scary movie, not just a spoof. Anyway, have you seen it? There are parts where they're obviously trying to actually scare you.

[chequita guevara]

No. It obviously should've been called "Nazis on the Moon".

Hmmmm You may be right.

[Asher]

I'm too lazy to Google it, but the director insisted vehemently in interviews that he was making a genuine scary movie, not just a spoof. Anyway, have you seen it? There are parts where they're obviously trying to actually scare you.

I saw it as God meant it to be seen -- ON BLURAY.

Was the director interview, like the movie...a spoof?

[Alex]

Space nazis invading Earth

Now we know that the man on the moon was a fraud, otherwise the yankee astronauts would have been owned.

[BeBMan]

Space nazis will be defeated by dickgirls from outer space!

[Alex]

Space nazis will be defeated by dickgirls from outer space!

Now this is a movie Ed Wood would be proud to direct.