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  • #16
    PDAs are an expression, and as such protected by the first amendment. Be grossed out all you like, but any laws which restrict PDAs are anti-liberty.
    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
      Slowwhand is no fun
      And this makes you happy?
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #18
        This would be much more hilarious set in 1880s Texas.

        "Whatchya mean, a 'kissin booth'?"
        "Well, it's like getting a getting a poke without the actual screwin and with actual kissin"
        "I ain't kiss no whore before!"
        "Best part is, whores won't get pregnant and push our national abortion rate up to levels not seen until 1950"
        "HOOOOWEEE!"
        "And not only that but they'rell be guys for kissin too"
        "Yeah!...wait...no...what?"
        "Times a changing, ever since those negroes could get married, vote, and do all things we white folk do, those Kansas City ******s been pushin for their so-called rights too"
        "Them Kansas City ******s make me hoppin mad!"

        Cue rag time piano and Star of Texas swipe.
        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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        • #19
          It must be nice for straight people to be able to express public affection without giving any second thought.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by MrFun View Post
            It must be nice for straight people to be able to express public affection without giving any second thought.
            It is.
            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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            • #21
              By the way, I liked your Texas 1880's post.
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by monolith94 View Post
                PDAs are an expression, and as such protected by the first amendment. Be grossed out all you like, but any laws which restrict PDAs are anti-liberty.
                And my expression is one of distaste, which I also am allowed.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                  It must be nice for straight people to be able to express public affection without giving any second thought.
                  As I said in the OP, either is unseemly. I don't mean a kiss hello or goodbye.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #24
                    This one's for you Sloww.
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                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • #25
                      Oh, gross.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #26
                        What do you have against love?
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #27
                          Sloww don't like love
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #28
                            A pig? A cat, I can see. Even a squirrel. A pig? And probably the pig will come down with flu.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #29
                              I don't know about you, but I bacon. What do you have against bacon, Sloww?
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #30
                                I like bacon. My mother though, well, she can eat more bacon than both of us together.
                                She's a bacon fiend.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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