Always forget, Never Remember

[Thoth]

Rotary dial.

FTFY

[Felch]

Due to pounds of reefer smoked, I can't remember much of anything from my college years. High school, I remember. Middle school I remember. Elementary school is kind of fuzzy. But college is just a blur.

[Lorizael]

Elementary school is kind of fuzzy.

Sounds fun.

[Felch]

Nyquil and permanent markers were my drugs of choice back then.

[Dauphin]

QFT. Worse than that is that I can't remember my girlfriend's number. So if my phone is stolen, I'm forked.

I have trouble remembering my girlfriend's name, let alone her number.

[Cort Haus]

I can recall the phone number where I lived in 1971. Haven't got a scooby what my current land-line* or mobile are now.

* I live in a crypt behind metre-thick walls so I need a landline, before I get slaughtered for dinosaurage**.

** I am still a dinosaur though.

[Wiglaf]

I don't like you as a poster. Try opening a window and turning a new page.

[-Jrabbit]

I often think that if I could purge all the 80's song lyrics from my memory I'd be much better at recalling mundane things.

So you're saying that 80's song lyrics aren't mundane??