Double down on the heart attack.

[MOBIUS]

OMG, no wonder you guys have so many allergies and eating disorders etc...

[Provost Harrison]

Dude, you have fish'n chips. And even worse, you get a free bag of crisps with just about anything you order. Prawn Cocktail...

The best flavour across the canal is sour cream'n onion. And as far as references go, that's a pretty bad one

Well (1) The bags of crisps aren't free and (2) chips with copious quantities of mayonnaise? That's hardly healthy now, is it? And all that chocolate

[Provost Harrison]

It's not really an apples-to-apples comparison given the size difference between the US and the UK. Plenty of American states have obesity levels closer to France or Spain; it's the British-like Southern states that skew up our numbers.

We have differences too...we're not that small. The Scottish-like Northern states skew ours too

[Dinner]

Drake, in the real states we don't watch commercials because we know how to watch the shows we want without ever seeing commercials.

[Traianvs]

Bah

Our chocolate is meant to be savoured. It shouldn't be gobbled up in large quantities

Our only vices are indeed chips (and beer). But, the chips aren't quite as greasy and big! Also, our chips have evolved beyond mere mayonnaise. Nowadays it's andalouse, tartar, samurai and a ****load of other crap that rule the waves.

[Drake Tungsten]

We have differences too...we're not that small.

Yes, you are.

[Dinner]

Dude, andalouse is just mayo with other crap added in.

[Dinner]

Drake, you cross posting bastard!

[Provost Harrison]

We have differences too...we're not that small.

Yes, you are.

Well I suppose compared to your waistlines we are

[Traianvs]

We have differences too...we're not that small. The Scottish-like Northern states skew ours too

It's true. I recall visiting my sister on Erasmus in Edinburgh maybe 6 years ago or something. 75% of the women wore short tops, uncovering their white lardbellies. It was was november. An experience never to forget.

And then a few days later I visited Glasgow I'll spare you the details.

[Dinner]

PH, did you know Scotch eggs were actually an English invention? People from the country which invented hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage and then deep fried have no room to criticize other people's eating habits.

[FrostyBoy]

Isn't there a healthier alternative to deep-frying, but still tastes deep-fried?

[Dis]

thing looks kinda good lol. But 1200 calories is a bit much. I do believe in a high protein diet, however. The white bread bun that most places gives you is worthless. So why eat it? So I like the concept of ditching the bun. But this is overdoing it.

[Provost Harrison]

PH, did you know Scotch eggs were actually an English invention? People from the country which invented hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage and then deep fried have no room to criticize other people's eating habits.

All as part of a calorie controlled diet

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

PH, did you know Scotch eggs were actually an English invention?

However it speaks volumes that in order to qualify something as "Scottish", it needs to be wrapped in animal fats and then fried.