So what's the best way to get rid of rumors you are doing someone at work?

[Dis]

Why do people at work act like middle school kids. *sigh*. It's the 21st century, a guy can talk with a woman without actually wanting to screw her. You'd think I would want those rumors about me, but I don't. It brings more scrutiny from the bosses. Hell they even have a camera in our shop now . I don't know if that was because of me or some other incident.

Although perhaps it's not a good idea to be friends with women. They seem to require so much attention. No wonder I don't want a gf. I can't give them attention 24 hours a day! That's insane. Anyways I have to actually do work and stuff, I can't give them attention all the time. I suppose the best thing to do would be to end the friendship, but I don't want to hurt her feelings.

So post your funny and/or serious responses.

[Lord Avalon]

Rule of Acquisition #113: Always have sex with the boss.

[loinburger]

Just tell everybody you're gay, problem solved.

[SlowwHand]

Don't worry about it. If both of you are doing the job as you were hired to do, the boss won't care if you talk. Who cares what some dumbasses says? I didn't realize that you had so many friends that you would be willing to dump some of them over idiots.

[Kitschum]

Tell everybody you broke up and decided to just be friends

[Drake Tungsten]

It's the 21st century, a guy can talk with a woman without actually wanting to screw her.

You can, but you really shouldn't.

[David Floyd]

So what's the best way to get rid of rumors you are doing someone at work?

To actually do someone at work; then, it won't be a rumor.

[SlowwHand]

Does that same advice go for shooting people? If someone thinks you probably have, you should go ahead and do it?

[Thoth]

Hell yeah.

[Kuciwalker]

I second DF's suggestion; start doing the person, then stop and tell everyone you stopped.

[Donegeal]

DF did not specify that it be the person you are rumored to have slept with. I say sleep with a different girl at work and watch what happens!

[Theben]

To actually do someone at work; then, it won't be a rumor.

****ity **** ****, I'm thinking like DF again.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I'm guessing the woman isn't good looking, or else Dis would have creeped her out already

[OzzyKP]

I'd suggest showing them all this forum, before long they'll realize there is no way you've had sex with that woman - or any other woman at work.

[Lefty Scaevola]

"So what's the best way to get rid of rumors you are doing someone at work?"
Get out your guitar and loudly sing that you are ****ing Matt Damon.