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Originally posted by BlackCat
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He's already given them to several people.
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He's already given them to several people.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned -
Well, he could at least have sent some of them to his "friends" here at poly
Edit : fixed according to DaShiWith or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Friends?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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u stole that idea from me from the other rat thread.Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
Which begs the question. Why do so many apolytoners have problems with rats?
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I have no rat probs at all. I have more a cat issue, which goes to why it's cat, not rat problem.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Originally posted by Wiglaf View PostI didn't think this would ever happen but I have just spotted a rat in my work office. I have fired employees in the past for not wearing ties and now I have a rodent running around naked and coming close to our feet as we try to do our important government jobs. He has left everything from feces to lettuce on the floor.
Yesterday a jew lobbyist volunteered to help us kill the rat. He walked around with a baseball bat in the middle of my office, spotted something that looked like a rat and took a swing that somehow managed to hit his own forehead. As he screamed bloody menorah, my scheduler joked that both jews and llobbyists are like rats, so maybe we had taken care of a rat after all. I high fived him. The lobbyist then began berating the scheduler for being a man in a woman's job, which is like so true. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the rat scurry off, a twinkle in his eye, another notch in his belt that has sewn so much chaos and confusion in our office.
I want him dead. I want to fumigate. I want to kill everyone in the office if it means I get the rat. What do I do? A friend told me to buy a Shamwow, but it is not clear what that would accomplish. Is it any different from SlapChop? I figured I could kill something with a SlapChop if I had it at the right angle.
Just pump the place full of cheap engine exhast like these guys did to some-odd 300 kitty-cats. All it takes is a beat-up old El Camino and a garden hose "borrowed" from your neighbor.Comment
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Real funny.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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In what possible circumstances would dead cats not be funny?Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostComment
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None. Dead cats are always funny.
Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. SureComment
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Yes, dead cats are funny. But murdering cats is not.
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Neither are funny. At least DaShi has some kind of heart muscle present.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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That really depends on how you do it. If you use a snowblower, it's ****ing hilarious.
EDIT: x-postLibraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. SureComment
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Did you even read the news piece? Those cats weren't "murdered"; they were a public health menace that had to be euthanized before the fire department could safely clear the house. The homeowners, and cat hoarders in general, are the only people to blame.Originally posted by DaShi View PostYes, dead cats are funny. But murdering cats is not.Comment
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I don't think it was real. I think it was some kind of satire thing.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I support the ancient Egyptian opinion on cats. Any murder of cats is an affront to Bast and deserving the punishment of death.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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