10 (or more) Things I hate About You

[Guynemer]

Thankfully, I have not seen anything removed from someone's anus.

However, I did see someone who had inserted a paper clip (normally folded) up into his urethra.

I also heard a case report of someone who had inserted a plastic toy lizard up his urethra into his bladder.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Dude. Do you have a spork fetish or something?

Is this something that we should alert your girlfriend about?

If I contact some of my old collegaues in the ERs around Atlanta, amd I going to hear tales of a young professional man of South Asian descent coming into the ER repeatedly to have sporks removed from his anus?

I just think it'd be utterly AWESOME to see a fight involving titanium sporks. Imagine the possibilities. It'd make the Cartman-Kyle slapfight on South Park seem tame by comparison

[Imran Siddiqui]

Oh, and my anus is an outhole only... well except with Wiggy comes to visit

[KrazyHorse]

Thankfully, I have not seen anything removed from someone's anus.

However, I did see someone who had inserted a paper clip (normally folded) up into his urethra.

I also heard a case report of someone who had inserted a plastic toy lizard up his urethra into his bladder.

Okay, wtf. The anus would be a thousand times better than the urethra. Blargh.

[Guynemer]

Takes all kinds, my friend.

[Solomwi]

Takes all kinds, my friend.

I'm pretty confident we can do without whatever that kind is contributing.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Hopefully that person did something to steralize himself

[Asher]

Who was it who claimed that editing a post changed all subsequent posts which quoted the original post?

For the record, that was LOTM. He was also accusing me of hacking Apolyton to do it, so it'd leave a trace without the "This post was edited..." tag.

[Asher]

I just read this thread for the first time. Absolutely amazing.

[Tuberski]

Question: what is the weirdest thing you have PERSONALLY witnessed being removed from a patient's anus?

A few months ago I got called in one might because the ER doctor need a tool from me. He needed something that he could cut a dumbell weight, ~2.5 pound round with the little quarter sized hole in the middle.

He takes me into the room and shows me this poor dumb 13 year old kid with his penis and ballsack stuffed through that tiny hole.

ACK!

[Asher]

A few months ago I got called in one might because the ER doctor need a tool from me. He needed something that he could cut a dumbell weight, ~2.5 pound round with the little quarter sized hole in the middle.

He takes me into the room and shows me this poor dumb 13 year old kid with his penis and ballsack stuffed through that tiny hole.

ACK!

WTF...

I'm sure that was fun telling the parents why he needs to go to the hospital.

[Drake Tungsten]

It's a bit ripe to insinuate infidelity on the part of another man's wife. One of the few things I don't use as a weapon.

I was more worried when you felt the need to throw in a "just kidding" after you said you should've tried to hook up with my friend and her sister in NYC. That was both decent and completely unnecessary.

[KrazyHorse]

That was to save my genitals on the off-chance my wife ever felt the urge to browse poly

[Imran Siddiqui]

A few months ago I got called in one might because the ER doctor need a tool from me. He needed something that he could cut a dumbell weight, ~2.5 pound round with the little quarter sized hole in the middle.

He takes me into the room and shows me this poor dumb 13 year old kid with his penis and ballsack stuffed through that tiny hole.

ACK!

[chequita guevara]

You really should take him off ignore long enough to read his posts in this thread. It's worth it.

Oh no. I learned my lesson a few months ago. I took him off ignore for a few weeks. Not doing it again. Every once in a while I click the view post link, and it's enough to remind me why I put him on ignore. Now I get all of the hilarity of seeing your responses without the sharp pain in the brain from the stunningly bad facts and logic.