Without getting too graphic, it feels like it is about to fall off as soon as I eat a large quantity of ice cream. Anything from Hoggen Datz or even small cups of Froyo results in what is essentially a catastrophic mindfreeze of my penis. I understand that the spinal cord goes from the brain to the penis but none of my friends report the nerves freezing in the penis when eating the ice cream, only in the brain. And yes there is that joke that the penis is like a second brain that men think with, but is there any truth that it shares key similarities to the brain that would explain what I am feeling when I eat large scoops. Furthermore can anyone tell me if having sex twenty times in a week can cause this? I haven't had sex nearly that many times this week or any week, but it is an unrelated question I have had since fifth grade. Please use this thread as an opportunity for you to answer these two burning questions that literally burn my ****.
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I Have Lost Confidence In My Penis
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It's due to the arteries. Ask a doctor for better details.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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That's a valid point.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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The penis of Chuck Norris would eat the ice cream and then knock out the cow. Women wait patiently while this goes on.
Chuck Norris' penis is proof that the answer to your second question is no.(\__/)
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You're a real recruiter, aren't you?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Let me ask you this, if the world becomes totally homosexual, won't you run out of supply?
AH HA! Didn't think of that, did you?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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the more men that lose function of their penis, the greater supply of women for me. This is part of my master plan to cause mass impotence on a global scale. As you could guess, I'm spreading my drug through ice cream.
Soon women like Jenifer Aniston, Halle Berry will be mine.
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Originally posted by Tuberski View PostQuit using your penis as a scoop.
ACK!“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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