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  • #46
    The French suicide rate i actually quite baffling, and there's no easy explanation to it (just like the high teenage pregnancy rate in the UK, or the massive urban violence in the US).

    Re : French taking a lot of time to eat, it's really because of our culture. Eating is an integral part of the French way of life : while many western cultures (including the UK's and the US', but not exclusively) consider food as a mere fuel for humans for which no fuss should be made, the French consider eating as the main daily-life pleasure. As soon as primary school, the young French learn to enjoy a long lunchtime, and many families teach their children that food is something varied and enjoyable.
    As a result, the French tend to be very eager and curious wrt food. For example, among European tourists, the French are those who are most likely to sample local food (they're pretty bad at speaking the local language, or generally being curious of the local culture besides food).

    When it comes to sleep, that OECD study contradicts a French study from a few years ago, where the average sleep time was much shorter. I don't know where the discrepancy comes from. Personally, I'd sure love to have more sleep tim. My job as a civil servant has me working 40 to 50 hours a week, and that's not even couting the time I spend for the Communist party

    Finally, I'd like to remind that the lazy French's hourly productivity pwns English and American asses Our workweek sure is supposed to be 35 hours, but at least our workplace is the place where we actually work
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    • #47
      spfifffffffor
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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      • #48
        Teh drama had me lurk here again
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Spiffor View Post
          Finally, I'd like to remind that the lazy French's hourly productivity pwns English and American asses
          No.

          French labour productivity = 1.006 * US labour productivity (GDP per hour worked)
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          • #50
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #51
              I'm surprised the suicide rate in the UK is so remarkably low...I mean, there is a lot of **** going on here.
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #52
                Living in England prepares people from an early age to deal with a dreary and pointless life.
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                • #53
                  Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                  No.

                  French labour productivity = 1.006 * US labour productivity (GDP per hour worked)
                  That's what I say

                  (I admit of using a fairly broad definition of "pwn" here )
                  "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                  "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                  "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Spiffor View Post
                    Teh drama had me lurk here again
                    It was all my idea. We've added a lot of posters now that the troublemakers have all left.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #55
                      It was a great show. You've outdone yourself

                      (And I do emember the great days of the Mac Forum drama )
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #56
                        No single person has done more for the good of the Apolyton community than I have.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #57
                          Like Heraclitus, I also noticed a sharp increase in the popularity of the "French courage" meme from (mostly) North Americans around the Freedom Fries time. While there are certainly people who held this view before, they are a minority. Some people were convinced (possible unwittingly) by pro-war propaganda and the majority then simply jumped on the bandwagon, as usual.

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                          • #58
                            I assure you I have been nothing but completely hostile to Frenchmen of every stripe and nationality since I was born.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #59
                              I think I'm still supposed to be pro-French.
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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                                Good for the French. We should learn to enjoy our lives more instead of slaving away to make others able to live like the French.
                                Hear hear.

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