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  • Confirmed: The French are the laziest people in the world

    How to sleep and eat like the French

    By Tony Barber

    Published: May 6 2009 03:00 | Last updated: May 6 2009 03:00

    Brussels blog (Tony Barber): Let me tell you, you can learn a lot from the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development.

    In its latest social indicators survey, Society at a Glance 2009, the Paris-based OECD discloses that French people spend longer asleep than any other nation that belongs to this elite club of the world's advanced economies. To be precise, an average French person sleeps for eight hours and 50 minutes every day, a good hour or so more than the average Korean or Japanese.

    What is more, the French spend almost two and a half hours every day eating and drinking. By contrast, Americans, Canadians and Mexicans each wolf down their daily meals in less than 80 minutes all told.

    Let's have a think about this. It would, in theory, be possible to take the outrageously cynical view that the French and other Europeans are a lazy, decadent lot who, when they're not unemployed or inventing morally threatening forms of art, are on strike or whiling away the day in restaurants and cafés. And now, it appears, almost the only other thing they do is sleep.

    It would be equally possible to regard Asians as insanely hard-working (up before dawn and constructing a skyscraper by teatime) and Americans as having a seriously warped work ethic. (When Roger Cohen of the International Herald Tribune took a dictation test to become a US citizen, the second sentence he had to write down was: "I plan to work very hard every day.")

    But these stereotypical views of societies aren't really grounded in fact, are they? For example, the OECD survey reveals that the nation that is second only to the French in hours spent asleep is none other than the United States. Meanwhile, the Japanese come third (behind New Zealand) in terms of time devoted to eating and drinking.

    I'm not sure what the explanation is, but I do know one thing. By some distance, the countries with the highest suicide rates are South Korea and Hungary, according to the OECD report. Maybe the French and Americans are right to spend that extra time in bed - even if not with each other.


    Is this related to their penchant for being conquered? I think so.
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  • #2
    I'm too shocked to post.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #3
      Good for the French. We should learn to enjoy our lives more instead of slaving away to make others able to live like the French.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
        Good for the French. We should learn to enjoy our lives more instead of slaving away to make others able to live like the French.
        France's suicide rate is much higher than the US or Canada's

        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Asher View Post
          France's suicide rate is much higher than the US or Canada's

          Whats up with Russia and its neighbors?
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          • #6
            Originally posted by EPW View Post
            Whats up with Russia and its neighbors?
            You seriously need to ask?
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              Surely there are worse places in the world to live than Russia and Lithuania.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by EPW View Post
                Surely there are worse places in the world to live than Russia and Lithuania.
                Yes, but in those countries they kill eachother before they have time to off themselves.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Okay, excluding Africa and the middleeast I can understand it.
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                  • #10
                    Interesting that Ukraine is so much lower.

                    A common problem is suicide not being recorded as such in some countries/cultures. There are likely no proper stats from Africa and the Middle East.

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                    • #11
                      What's up with China?

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                      • #12
                        China doesn't know the difference, they're so buried.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Female children are largely unwanted in China. They probably don't get treated well and end up with all kinds of psych issues.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            Maybe it's guilt of not being born a male for your parents?

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                            • #15
                              I would think Russia and more polar type countries would see higher suicide rates due to factors concerning hours of sun light.

                              I find it odd for France to be so high up there, thought they'd be too lazy to off themselves.
                              Monkey!!!

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