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If you tried to masturbate Sloww, you'd ahve a heart attack. Don't be jealous that you are now completely celebate for the rest of your life.
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As a matter of fact, the after-care handout addressed that issue. No worries.
Well, it addressed sex in general, not specifically masturbation.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Not work safe (language).Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostAs a matter of fact, the after-care handout addressed that issue. No worries.
Well, it addressed sex in general, not specifically masturbation.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Funny guy.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Pity he died.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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I was looking for his routine about what death line-up he wants to be in. He would choose the one where you die having sex ("the long F****** line-up!"). Couldn't find it.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Teh ebil ones delted mah thaerde.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Same-sex cow couples?Originally posted by Theben View PostTeh ebil ones delted mah thaerde.(\__/)
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I've had a lot of posts disappear. :sadnod:"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Viva la revolucion!
To arms!"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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Yes, I have two arms. What of it?(\__/)
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Puns are the lowest form of comedy.
If I were a Mod, I'd ban anyone who used puns.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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Good thing for Mike, then.(\__/)
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Originally posted by notyoueither View Post
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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