Urgent Request For Help

[MrFun]

No cash at home. No cash anywhere. I'd rather starve to death than catalog Lincoln all day, for what it's worth. I have some sleeping pills and am considering putting myself in stasis for the next 48 hours. Suggestions on that? I am worried taking them without food might make me sleep walk and do something to a hobo I will regret.

sissy

[SlowwHand]

Stasis, huh? Yeah, let us know how that worked out.

[-Jrabbit]

That is the most sensible thing FrostyBoy has ever posted here.

I was going to suggest dumpster diving.

[Unimatrix11]

This is the 20th century...

Damn it - it happened again... which year exactly, please?

[Grandpa Troll]

Is he done yet?

[Unimatrix11]

I have another idea - do you have your phone on you? If so, make money as a phone-booth. I once made 600$/h with that - for ten seconds (got a buck from someone, for allowing a short call).

[The Mad Monk]

Are you sure this isn't the start of the next Leisure Suit Larry adventure?

I was thinking Zork, this is clearly a text adventure.

Go to cheese.

Pick up cheese.

Examine cheese.

Goto cleaning lady.

[Unimatrix11]

Considering that, WigLaf is still in a better position than a friend of mine used to put her sims in - for example: Sourround them with walls, no door, but a phone inside - whenever they got hungry, they´d order a Pizza. It would get delivered - to the door... It was hillarious. Pizza guy outside the ´cubicle´ and (wo)man whining inside, starving (The Sims I, that was).