Urgent Request For Help

[Ming]

ASHER...

Now play nice...

[Wiglaf]

The last food intake I have had was on Saturday at 8pm. Sunday I realized the card was missing but thought I'd find it back at my apartment on Monday. No luck, nothing, it was not in the lost and Found. I'm in a strange area. The cleaning lady is probably buying all sorts of Tamiflu right now on my debit. How can I track purchases on it? Maybe she was using it. Where do I enter the numbers to verify? Will google detect it if I type in the card numbers?

[duke o' york]

Well you should have reported it as lost as soon as you knew. If the bank can't stop the transactions after that then they have to foot the bill for them (over here anyway). Call now, if you haven't already. Then follow Asher's advice for spending money.

If you haven't reported the card lost yet and know the number then order take-out on-line.

[Wiglaf]

It has been reported lost as of today. The bank said new one is on the way as of tomorrow, old ones deactivated. I still have internet access and can order take out, but it is unclear what I would do when the delivery man asked for cash. If I invited him inside for sex that would be completely inappro priate.

[Jon Miller]

You look good right?

Go out, hit on fat chicks/etc, try to get them to pay for your 'food'.

JM

[DanS]

Walk around the streets of Washington cursing at the top of your lungs, like the local street lady does. Probably before you die of hunger, some kind soul will take pity on you and buy you a cup of coffee.

[Wiglaf]

You do not need to put it in quotation marks, JM, I eat the same food you do. And begging women is especially out the question. They will throw me out of the high class clubs I frequent and shoot me. If I tried to invade the assier clubs, I wouldn't be able to make the cover charge.

[Nugog]

Soup Kitchen

[notyoueither]

Post your full name, home address, business address, SSN, bank, bank account numbers, secret questions and pin codes.

I'm sure one of us will be willing to wire ourselves some money and relay that to you.

[duke o' york]

I meant that you should have ordered the food before cancelling the card, and paid on-line, but that's no use any more. Can you not bum off your mates for a couple of days? Hell, set up a paypal account and I'll lend you a tenner.

[SlowwHand]

Money for Brother Wiggy. Come on, boys!

[Grandpa Troll]

You do not need to put it in quotation marks, JM, I eat the same food you do. And begging women is especially out the question. They will throw me out of the high class clubs I frequent and shoot me. If I tried to invade the assier clubs, I wouldn't be able to make the cover charge.

If you B a Playa, maybes a bro could hook a bruther up?

[Wiglaf]

I just realized the problem with Paypal is I would not be able to retrieve the moneys, right? I can't access my savings account in my current location, and I am 20 miles from my home base and the few people who would lend me the money without asking for sex.

If I die this will seriously end up on CNN's homepage or at least one of the I-Reports and you all will be sorwry.

[Grandpa Troll]

I just realized the problem with Paypal is I would not be able to retrieve the moneys, right? I can't access my savings account in my current location, and I am 20 miles from my home base and the few people who would lend me the money without asking for sex.

If I die this will seriously end up on CNN's homepage or at least one of the I-Reports and you all will be sorwry.

If your butt 20 miles from home base, man, some soul that luvs ya like we luv ya oughtta be in their ride and bring you some dough...

Maybe even TCO, he aint but a couple 2-3 hours from ya

[Nugog]

48 hours without food will not kill you.