Urgent Request For Help

[Wiglaf]

Saturday 8 PM -- Monday 8 PM (right now) = 48 hours
Card will arrive Wednesday night (at earliest) = 48 hours
48+48 = 92 hours without food; I think that is at least enough to get scurvy. I'm not built for fasting, I'm a red blooded male.

[duke o' york]

20 miles from home? Get hitching/walking! You'll make it no problem, but try to hitch with a couple. Less bottom pain than with sole truck drivers....

edit: Not that I speak from experience!

[Riesstiu IV]

Why not do a gay porno for food? Asher could probably hook you up with Broke "Straight" Dudes.

[Asher]

Why not do a gay porno for food? Asher could probably hook you up with Broke "Straight" Dudes.

Unfortunately, those sites film in Florida.

[Wiglaf]

There's no food at home. I have friends there but they might let me die like you people. I can't emphasize enough how coveted the cleaning lady is.

What a disaster of epic proportions. Walk 20 miles? Google maps is still in beta and it says that would take over 5 hours.

[duke o' york]

No, hitch 20 miles. Do you have any cash at home? If so, take a taxi however far you can while still having money for food. Or just take a taxi to a friend's house and ask them for food. Never underestimate how amazing your mates can be when you're in need, but remember it because they may be one day.

[DanS]

Wiglaf on hunger strike!!!

[Theben]

You have guns and bullets, right? Can't you go rob some gay black liberals?

[Aeson]

Start with the pinkie:

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?t=185181

[Timexwatch]

I have a test coming up and I need someone to practice on. I'll toss you a $20 for an hour of your time. Need to take a punch and the ability to not cry when bruised are necessary.

[MrFun]

Only sissies lose their wallets.

[Wiglaf]

No cash at home. No cash anywhere. I'd rather starve to death than catalog Lincoln all day, for what it's worth. I have some sleeping pills and am considering putting myself in stasis for the next 48 hours. Suggestions on that? I am worried taking them without food might make me sleep walk and do something to a hobo I will regret.

[Grandpa Troll]

No cash at home. No cash anywhere. I'd rather starve to death than catalog Lincoln all day, for what it's worth. I have some sleeping pills and am considering putting myself in stasis for the next 48 hours. Suggestions on that? I am worried taking them without food might make me sleep walk and do something to a hobo I will regret.

But if you sleepwalk you wont remember?

[FrostyBoy]

This is easy. My brother would do this to himself all the time, probably still does.

Call up a church, tell them you need some food, they will gladly come by your house with a box of food for free, all you have to do is sit with them for a while and listen to their nonsense. Once they're gone, you can pig out!

[DaShi]

No cash at home. No cash anywhere. I'd rather starve to death than catalog Lincoln all day, for what it's worth. I have some sleeping pills and am considering putting myself in stasis for the next 48 hours. Suggestions on that? I am worried taking them without food might make me sleep walk and do something to a hobo I will regret.

Take the whole bottle so you won't wake up in the middle of your 48 hour stasis period hungry.