Going to Canada, yay! Suggestions wanted

[Monk]

Hey dudes and dudettes,

It seems I'll be going to Canada in early September, meeting a friend who got the opportunity to study in Montreal for a year. It's possible this visit will also include a brief stay in Toronto since a full week of trying to speak French might be too much for me

Anybody up for recommending anything in particular to do or see?

[Wezil]

Let Asher show you around.

[Asher]

If you're going to Montreal, remember never to speak French. They'll kill you for "butchering" their ugly language if you try. Insist ENGLISH in a loud, condescending tone when you meet people.

If you visit Toronto, I strongly recommend taking a stroll through the Jane and Finch area. Spectacular scenery and wildlife. It's a bit high-brow though, so be sure to dress formally and like you've got money.

[Wezil]

Good advice.

[Krill]

Anything wrong with the west coast at all? I might end up going there next easter for a few weeks with a view to emigrating within the next 5 years.

[Wezil]

Monk - How long is "brief" and what do you enjoy doing/seeing?

[Docfeelgood]

Don't eat yellow snow.

[Asher]

Anything wrong with the west coast at all? I might end up going there next easter for a few weeks with a view to emigrating within the next 5 years.

Which part of the West Coast?

[Wezil]

He's coming in September. Yellow snow isn't common until October.

[Wezil]

Which part of the West Coast?

How did you resist that obvious setup?

I left or for you and everything. You disappoint me.

[Asher]

You need to be more patient.

[Asher]

If you were coming to Toronto in either June or October I could recommend whisky shows.

Other than that, there's really nothing to see here.

[Docfeelgood]

He's coming in September. Yellow snow isn't common until October.

What!?Canada is not white year round?

[Wezil]

You need to be more patient.

I've been told that before.

I always preferred the quick kill and it was such an open-ended question.

[Wezil]

What whisky shows?

edit - This stuff?

http://www.spiritoftoronto.ca/