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Now, was that so hard?Originally posted by Asher View PostI believe it says it all...
But fine, here's more detail: You will retire in Provo, Utah.
In the future's backlash against religion, Utah becomes a true "battleground state". Even though you are retired, you are drafted into the Mormon Militia Army (MMA). You are trained in five different ways how to kill a man, but you cannot kill a man because you are mormon! It is an ineffectual fighting force. The incoming armies of the People's Gay Army (PGA) and the Lesbian Persons' Ghastly Appearances (LPGA) make short work of the Mormon Army, who cannot even resort to throwing bibles at their invaders due to their beliefs. You devise a plan to pretend like you are not a mormon, in hopes that the PGA and LPGA would let you go instead of capturing you. Unfortunately, the PGA and LPGA caught you changing out of the Holy Underwear and they knew you were mormon! You were imprisoned for Crimes Against Fashion and imprisoned in a retirement home in Provo, Utah. You tried to file a lawsuit indicating this was cruel and unusual punishment, but it was tossed out of court on the grounds of irreconcilable fashion differences.
Mormons aren't pacifist, though. Read about the Mountain Meadow Massacre.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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(That's what she----)Originally posted by Jon Miller View Post
10 years from now, you become the richest person in the Eve Universe while simultaneously becoming the poorest person in the Real universe. Then you have a life-changing experience: you attend a Tony Robbins seminar and you become strangely motivated by your intense desire to kill Tony Robbins. He's a real douche. So you sell all of your in-game Eve assets for real-world money and quickly become a millionaire. You then spend your money to purchase the remnants of Blackwater where you gained access to their now-geriatric private militia. Fortunately, Tony Robbins is also geriatric at this point. Your geriatric private militia register and become covert ops in the same retirement home Tony Robbins is in. You direct your minions to make it look like an accident, but Robbins' thwarted their attempts. Frustrated, one of the Blackwater operatives simply resorted to beating Tony Robbins with his walker. You killed Tony Robbins, you bastard. As it was clearly murder, it did not take long for detectives to trace the plot to you. You then fled to Canada, where we granted you asylum on the grounds that Prime Minister Asher also ****ing hates Tony Robbins. You retire to Vancouver, British Columbia and find yourself wishing they still had a hockey team so you could find something to do in that godforsaken hippy town."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Okay, that's it for today. I actually have some work to do.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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When I slap the missionaries' asses and ask if they want a cookie and wink at them, they sure act pacifist to me.Originally posted by Tuberski View PostNow, was that so hard?
Mormons aren't pacifist, though. Read about the Mountain Meadow Massacre.
ACK!"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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They just haven't been as violent since they outlawed polygamy. Having to defend their herd against rival males really put the fight in them.Comment
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"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Go ahead Asher. Pretty funny so far.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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so long as you can keep to what's accessible from apolyton, go ahead. no using that other link i sent you.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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This is fun. Do me too.Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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