Ask MOBIUS

[BeBMan]

Body and mind are one

[Traianvs]

Finally, a level-headed bloke to reveal life's fundamentals!

You go Moby! Go!

[SlowwHand]

I think that there's probably a rule about the term "Siamese Twins" now. Conjoined is the now acceptable term. PETA may even have a problem with it, due to a linking to Siamese cats.

[Sirotnikov]

Not a single answer so far.


Worst ASK ME thread EVER

[MOBIUS]

Hmmmmm, most disappointing...

I expressly set up an advice thread for the uninteresting and aggravatingly stupid scum of the forum unable to get advice from KH - I thought I'd be inundated! But only three of you actually bothered to ask any questions (Asher's seems to have disappeared somehow). I know there's many more of you out there just dying to ask me questions...

Still, if three people on this site truly fit the definition of uninteresting and aggravatingly stupid scum of the forum, I can't think of three better candidates than Lori, Siro and Sloww - with Sloww clearly way out in front on the stupidity curve...

@Lori: For a start you have to stop being such a **** and providing me with such wonderfully endless entertainment every time you post...

@Siro: Drake is more entertaining - especially now that he's become such a parody of himself.

@Slowwwwwwww: Tex-ass? how long till I, Slowwhand, stop being the uninteresting and aggravatingly stupid scum of the forum? I'd say that's the least of your worries - you're... TEXAN...!!!




So, any more uninteresting and aggravatingly stupid scum of the forum want to ask questions...

[Kidlicious]

Why do you think we want to ask you questions? Also, why do you think we wanted to ask KH questions?

[MOBIUS]

Well, A) You've just asked me one - so the demand is clearly there!

B) You always want something you can't have.

C) I can now add you to my list.

[Provost Harrison]

OK then, I have a question for you:

Is anyone sitting there?

[Kidlicious]

Well, A) You've just asked me one - so the demand is clearly there!

touche

B) You always want something you can't have.

Only when it comes to women.

C) I can now add you to my list.

I'm happy for you.

[MOBIUS]

OK then, I have a question for you:

Is anyone sitting there?

Depends where 'there' is... If 'there' to you is here, then yes, someone is sitting 'there'.

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Any more questions out 'there'?

[MOBIUS]

Hmmmmm, most disappointing...

I expressly set up an advice thread for the uninteresting and aggravatingly stupid scum of the forum unable to get advice from KH - I thought I'd be inundated! But only three of you actually bothered to ask any questions (Asher's seems to have disappeared somehow). I know there's many more of you out there just dying to ask me questions...

Hmmmm, this was a mystery that I couldn't figure out at the time - why did Asher's question in this thread disappear...?

Could it have been one of the 'deleted 400' winked out of existence by Dale the Destroyer?

Could it be that Dale inadvertently saved Asher from falling into my fiendish trap by removing all evidence of his question...?

What a bastard!

[Theben]

You're not mobius

FAKE!

oopsie

[Elok]

This thread can probably be locked or deleted.

[MOBIUS]

The thread was doing just fine till you butted your nose into it and presumed to suggest to the mods what to do on their own site – interested in a recent vacancy, are we?

If you don’t like it, don’t post in it – plain and simple. How difficult is such an easy concept of avoidance for a lot of you on this site to understand?

That way it would quickly slip from your radar without you even having to lift a finger…

[Lorizael]

MOBIUS is right, Elok. If we want him to realize what an annoying, worthless piece of **** he is, the only thing we can do is let his infantile posts fall into unanswered, ignoble obscurity.