General purpose thread where Kitty advises posters on whatever they ask

[KrazyHorse]

Also, you might want to smack her around a bit for wasting your time with nonsense. Most women appreciate a man who will let them know where the boundaries are.

[Guynemer]

I feign interest because I love her and I want to get some later.

[chequita guevara]

What should I ask?

[Krill]

Yes, Che, you are an unemployable commie. You only get thrown some jobs out of pity by weakass PMs.

[MattBowron]

KH, which "theory of everything" theory do you like the most, and is most likely to be correct, and why?

[rtwinger]

I put a bumper sticker on my car saying "Honk if I'm paying for your mortgage, you bastard," and my car keeps getting keyed in the Wal*Mart parking lot. I still want to display my disagreement with the wave of socialism taking over my country but without amassing property damage, as I am, as previously mentioned, already incurring additional costs by paying for other people's mortgages. What should I do, guys?

[Jon Miller]

Vote libertarrian next time?

JM

[rtwinger]

Vote libertarrian next time?

JM

...libertARRRian?

Sorry sir, I don't condone privacy. I mean, piracy.

[Kuciwalker]

I put a bumper sticker on my car saying "Honk if I'm paying for your mortgage, you bastard," and my car keeps getting keyed in the Wal*Mart parking lot. I still want to display my disagreement with the wave of socialism taking over my country but without amassing property damage, as I am, as previously mentioned, already incurring additional costs by paying for other people's mortgages. What should I do, guys?

Carry a gun around and shoot anyone if you catch them at it.

[Theben]

He obviously does that already. He's just having trouble catching them.

I suggest you head to the nearest orphanage and shoot the place up. While this won't help now, in the future the crime rate will be lower due to your heroic actions. And quit whining about abortion since most of those kids will put a drain on the economy & be criminals too. Try to pass legislation for mandatory sterilizations of people you don't like.

[Heraclitus]

How much should one study for quals?

[Arrian]

Two cars:

One runs on regular unleaded and gets low to mid 20s to the gallon.
One runs on diesel and gets 30-40 mpg.

Do you buy the diesel? Right now diesel is ~30% more expensive than regular gas. If that holds in the future, the diesel makes sense. There are other factors, but let's ignore them for now.

-Arrian

[chequita guevara]

I still want to display my disagreement with the wave of socialism taking over my country

Government interference in the economy isn't socialism, otherwise every government that's ever existed in the history of humanity was socialist, and thus the word has no meaning.

[KrazyHorse]

KH, which "theory of everything" theory do you like the most, and is most likely to be correct, and why?

I don't like any of them. None of them make any remotely testable predictions. Also, they are only vaguely motivated by current data.

They are merely idle speculation by a bunch of people who have managed to convince others to fund their intellectual masturbation.

[KrazyHorse]

I put a bumper sticker on my car saying "Honk if I'm paying for your mortgage, you bastard," and my car keeps getting keyed in the Wal*Mart parking lot. I still want to display my disagreement with the wave of socialism taking over my country but without amassing property damage, as I am, as previously mentioned, already incurring additional costs by paying for other people's mortgages. What should I do, guys?

Connect your car's frame to an onboard 600V high-C capacitor