Should I Tell Him To Leave And Get Dressed?

[Wiglaf]

LONG STORY SHORT I am currently interviewing someone who wants a job working for me. We are in a fast food restaurant and it is noon. He is wearing A COLLARED SHIRT, JEANS, AND TENNIS SHOES. This is an UNPAYING POSITION FOR A SUMMER. I am dressed in a suit and am carrying a concealed weapon for my protection.

Do I tell him to go get dressed and come back? Has he not made a mistake? Shooting him is not an option, and just to pre-empt it, this is not a gay hookup, I did not meet him on Adult Friend Finder. As far as etiquette goes, my rule is to never be outdressed by the intervieiwer, but this boy toy seems to have done just that. Perhaps he thought McDonalds was not classy enough.

[SlowwHand]

At least he didn't have baggy shorts hanging off his ass.

[Wiglaf]

You didn't answer my question. I am stalling him and keeping him here until I get an answer to this fundamental matter of ettiket.

[Dinner]

"Should I Tell Him To Leave And Get Dressed?"

Wiggy is having another secret gay sex encounter.

[Dinner]

Come out of the closet Wiggy.

[Wiglaf]

This is why Apolyton is a dead site, there's all these mal****tioning gaydars. Society cannot function without tuned gaydars

[Combat Ingrid]

What kind of position is he applying for? Fashion advisor?

[Wiglaf]

Intern *****. He fetches papers and things. Just to be clear: he fetches PAPERS. Not my PENIS.

[Lorizael]

This thread could have been so much more awesome.

[Felch]

You kind of skipped over this, so please clarify. Why is shooting him not an option?

[MrFun]

(random irrelevant comment)

I pulled a calf muscle last night while I was sleeping. Man that REALLY hurt.

[Wiglaf]

I need a straight answer.

[snoopy369]

Straight answer: No, it's your own ****ing fault for having the interview in MCDONALDS. Only gay artists and philosophers who can't afford actual food hold interviews in MCDONALDS. Next time, hold the interview in a steak house, or at least a restaurant where PEOPLE COME TO BRING YOU FOOD, if you want someone to dress up for the interview.

[Darius871]

Intern *****. He fetches papers and things. Just to be clear: he fetches PAPERS. Not my PENIS.

Clearly you've been selecting the wrong interns. Time for a change of pace, and this guy's a good start

[SlowwHand]

Who gives a royal rat's ass about wearing jeans to a McDonald's interview? Does he speak English, or is that not one of the requirements? Or are you in little Havana?