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  • Anyway, I think I might be crazy for not breaking up with her if I don't. I don't know yet.
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    • Either way you'll go insane and it's going to hurt. So go the way with more sex. You never know when or if another "hottie" will come along.
      No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
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      • In this thread, we've never really established how much of a hottie she is. Is she borderline?
        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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        • dans has a point. pics or it didn't happen.
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          • Originally posted by DanS View Post
            In this thread, we've never really established how much of a hottie she is. Is she borderline?
            Blonde, blue eyes, very cute little body. She's no supermodel, but she's pretty hot too me.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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            • Originally posted by Blaupanzer View Post
              Either way you'll go insane and it's going to hurt. So go the way with more sex. You never know when or if another "hottie" will come along.

              Yes. That's exactly it. I'm going to go insane thinking about the young hottie I could be ****ing anyway. I don't even know if another women could satisfy me.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
                Simple solution: **** her, then leave. It's not hard. That way, everyone can be absolutely clear about the situation - they're **** buddies, nothing more. No chance of her misconstruing it or opportunity to pull a Lorena Bobbit. If she's into it, she'll keep doing it; if not, she won't.
                You seem to be misunderstanding the sheer logistics of it. She lives NEXT DOOR. What I'm talking about is psycho revenge after he leaves and makes the situation "absolutely clear," not before. If she lived somewhere else it'd be much less of an issue.
                Unbelievable!

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                • I told her that if she stays sober for 4 days that I will buy her a cell phone. She threw hers into the fireplace.
                  Last edited by Kidlicious; February 20, 2009, 18:50.
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                  • I call complete and utter BS on this entire thread. Yeah, I'm the party pooper.
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                    • This is really my crazy life.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                      • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                        I told her that if she stays sober for 4 days that I will buy her a cell phone. She threw hers into the fireplace.
                        Ulp. Was she hoping for some hot phone sex??

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                        • She was talking to her mom who takes care of her kids and she got mad and threw it.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                          • Kids, plural??? Better wear two condoms!
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                            • yeah, she has two kids and she's only 21
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                              • Might be three already... Let's be careful out there!
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                                RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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