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  • #76
    Came out? What, is she a lesbian, or am I reading you wrong? Does the asterisked word begin with a B? I feel like I'm missing something here.
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    • #77
      lol

      I took it to mean she came out to his place or something. I don't know.

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      • #78
        I took it to mean he engaged in some binge drinking.
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        • #79
          I took it to mean her skeleton jumped out of its skin.
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          • #80
            Her nuttier than a fruit cake side surfaced?
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            • #81
              Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
              Her nuttier than a fruit cake side surfaced?
              I vote this one.
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              • #82
                Originally posted by Elok View Post
                Came out? What, is she a lesbian, or am I reading you wrong? Does the asterisked word begin with a B? I feel like I'm missing something here.
                As a matter of fact she does like women. She tried to get me into a 3 way with her girlfriend a couple of nights ago. But I didn't mean that. She was just a ***** the other night. Me and her girlfriend were putting her in bed because she was ****ed up and she didn't want to go so she cussed us out and said a bunch of ****ed up ****.

                Oh btw, I get anal on make up sex. I just found that out last night. This is much more complicated now.
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                • #83
                  Do you hate yourself Kid?
                  Unbelievable!

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Darius871 View Post
                    Do you hate yourself Kid?
                    No.
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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                      As a matter of fact she does like women. She tried to get me into a 3 way with her girlfriend a couple of nights ago.

                      Dude, can I borrow your existence for a couple of days? I don't want to be there for when it all goes bad, cause that's going to be messy, but just a taste to give me a better happy place.
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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Garth Vader View Post
                        Dude, can I borrow your existence for a couple of days? I don't want to be there for when it all goes bad, cause that's going to be messy, but just a taste to give me a better happy place.
                        I don't know if the girlfriend will do me yet. I'm going to work on it though. I'll let you know.
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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Darius871 View Post
                          Do you hate yourself Kid?
                          lol.
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                          • #88
                            Oh definitely, go for the girlfriend too. Drive off the cliff at a high speed while entangled in two harnesses with lives of their own. While you are at it, you can deal heroine, so when you go down, you go down in flames. Kid, get a grip.
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                            • #89
                              Now you're cooking with gas.
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                              • #90
                                I still don't see why so many people think this is such a big deal.

                                It's just sex. He can blow her off later. Clearly, it's happened to her before.

                                Seriously, the worst that could happen is....what? Pregnancy isn't a concern, nor are STDs, since I ASSUME Kid is practicing safe sex. It isn't gonna **** his kid up, as long as he keeps the crazy away.

                                If she tries to show up at his work, or otherwise invade his life, he can simply get a restraining order and/or have her arrested.
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